the way of tea and failure

☆ 20s Australian ☆ in an ideal world this would be a foggy nelson stan blog but in this one I like James Bond and Paddington Bear apparently

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[elokitties]

[onemonthintheatlantic]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[christianstepmoms]

[christianstepmoms]

I think at least 90% of the people RBing this likely aren't able to appreciate that these signs are not only separated by 2 and a half months but are also audiences of two completely different companies with dramatically divided audiences.

[mevil]

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[finelytaylored]

nikkimarie.jpeg: Hudson Williams & Aika Flores | Met Gala 2026

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]

[beemovieerotica]

i'm still thinking about that cowboy fic that used the stoplight system because one of the cowboys had a prophetic dream about modern traffic control systems...and while i find this hilarious i think it would be even better to try and reverse engineer stoplight colors for kink, but for completely context-appropriate reasons.

like a caveman au

"when grug think color green...grug see big field of grass. and grug like to run in grass. grug goes! grug goes far.

when grug think yellow...grug see yellow grass. grug know that cold time is soon. grug slow down. grug prepare.

when grug think red...fire. big fire. red and burn. grug get hurt! grug stop. grug done."

[the-same-as-never-before]

I'd like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[beemovieerotica]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[kingworm]

ilya could have a million different jobs, but shanes job is hockey. that’s mr hockey. if ilya is like, a stuntman or something he’s meeting shane on the set of a hockey movie because he’s either the consultant or the movie is about mr hockey himself