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Mark: I can't believe the heat from the sun travelled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my fucking chocolate bar

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Dispatch reporter following nct: can I please go home, they've been playing with a fucking squirrel for 30 mins

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Yuta: hi, I-

Winwin: I don't speak naruto

Yuta:

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Chenle: look, I made you breakfast.

Jisung:

Chenle:

Jisung: it's a bowl of cereal.

Chenle: it's the only thing I can't burn.

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Yuta: doctor, for how much longer will I live?

Doctor: 10

Yuta: 9...

Doctor: ...years

Yuta: fuck

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Jeno: I would die for you

Jaemin: and you will.

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Mark: Ugh, next week has been exhausting.

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Jaemin: I'm at the vet

Renjun: why? Are you sick?

Jaemin:

Jaemin: we're getting a diverse

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Johnny: everybody likes my memes but nobody likes me

Taeil: aw

Taeil: it's not true

Taeil: we don't like your memes either

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Mark: a fly flew into my ear, I think it's eating my brain

Haechan: it's gonna starve

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Website: [Confirm your password]

Lucas: [typing] yes this my password

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Mark: why is your hand on my butt?

Haechan: for research purposes

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Lucas: I got punched by a rabbit-

Doyoung: wtf lucas

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Taeil: I love u

Winwin:

Winwin: I love myself too

Taeil: *is sad*

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Cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas?

Jaemin: you said I got one call

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Lucas: I'll never be able to understand the thought process of some people

Johnny: you can barely understand your own