who knows

[koifee]

Can’t drown you out.

[ghostofhiim]

Reblogging again because it’s so, so good

[little-mouse-dennis]

“Sooo….” Robby leans over the table and idly drums his hands, his tone casual and uncaring. “Who’s Amy?”

Dennis turned and looked at his… fling? Situationship? Whatever the fuck they were doing was.

He processed Robby’s rigid tone and his tense body language before a lazy smile took over his face. “Don’t worry about it.”

Dennis gently patted Robby on the shoulder as he moved past, biting his lower lip to hide the grin that threatened to take over when he heard the older man huff in frustration.

If Robby didn’t want to be serious about him, that was fine, but he wasn’t going to give out any information without a little begging.

[puppiegracie]

rewatching s1 it's clear that langdon was in fact, mostly robby's "best resident." no one has ever pedestaled like Dennis Whitaker has pedestaled. nobody gets the amount of leeway or praise or attention, langdon never did, either. robby is just as enamoured with dennis as dennis is with him.

dennis has never "betrayed his trust" in any sort of way. dennis doesn't remind him of himself. dennis genuinely appears to like him, starry eyed and grinning at him. dennis makes him laugh. he is so impossibly soft on dennis because dennis has shown him nothing but softness, even in the time he felt he deserved it least, during his breakdown.

dennis just... sat with him. even for a few moments. he was quiet. passive. there. he never told anybody. he told Robby exactly what Robby craves to hear more than anything— we need you.

when I'm giggling over hucklerobby being the biggest yearners to ever yearn and then remember that Dennis's fall from grace will most likely be incredibly catastrophic and ain't shit funny.

[dragontamerdame]

i keep seeing your drarry fic recs! i hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have any drarry recs where harry's friendship with ginny is featured? or just where he's good friends with the weasleys in general (featured or not), and without ginny bashing?

Sure, here you go :)

DRARRY + GINNY

Appallingly Wrong And Irreparably Broken (tessacrowley)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 26,695, Summary: Everything in Harry’s life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His ex-wife won’t stop sleeping around, the government is broken, and his life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can’t possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

Harry Potter Gives A Shit (talithan)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 58,557, Summary: “Where are you headed?” “No place special,” Draco fumbled, and flushed further. But then: “I can change that,” said Harry Potter.

All The Small Things (bafflinghaze)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 12.7k, Summary: Harry didn’t know why, but when he saw Ginny and Draco together being so friendly, he had these feelings that he just couldn’t understand.

Running Up That Hill (hazel_wand)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 12,778, Summary: Harry had spent the first years after the war waiting and trying to fall in love with Ginny and had been unable to. It had turned out all right, sort of. Ginny had settled down with the Harpies’ Seeker and Harry, well, Harry had Draco. Sometimes.

Close To Ever After (oldenuf2nb)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 15,075, Summary: When Harry Potter finds he’s been cursed, he withdraws from the world and prepares to die. But when have things ever gone the way Harry Potter planned?

The Lip-Lock Jinx (cassisluna)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 21,436, Summary: It’s a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It’s just Harry’s luck that he’s in love with Draco.

One Night At The Leaky (birdsofshore)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 12,439, Summary: Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.

How I Met Your Father (dracogotgame)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 95,500, Summary: Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.

Two Sides Of The Same Coin (noislessheart)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 117,270, Summary: Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Sharing Different Heartbeats (talithan)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 17,125, Summary: It’s Harry’s first time in New York City, and he is determined to have a good time. How Draco Malfoy figures into this remains to be seen.

Breaking All The Rules (frayach)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 22,407, Summary: Malfoy is slowly wringing the last vestiges of pleasure from Harry’s life with all his rules and committees and agendas and reports. Or is he?

Turn (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 306,708, Summary: One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

The Lesbian Muffle Debacle (abusing_sarcasm)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 7,000, Summary: Pansy and Ginny have a muffin-induced potions accident and Draco and Harry are stuck watching their love life from the sidelines—quite literally. Fortunately, they’re able to give each other a hand.

The Incredible Race (dysonrules)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 52,000, Summary: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don’t exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It’s also my favourite fic.

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating (lomonaaeren)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 4,204, Summary: Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn’t want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch.

All Roads Lead Home (dracogotgame)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 14,991, Summary: Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

@sosaysdeb 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[mindoftheunkind]

Yall better grab a damn notepad and pen!

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I actually like the flicking part But I rather have someone suck and swirl at the same time No teeth Get sloppy with it, let me know you’re enjoying it Massage my nipples and play w my titties Don’t let me run And the other things I like are purely kinks so Ima just leave it there

[puffsaddy]

im tryna eat pussy now..i didnt get on tumblr for this.

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lol what did you get on for ?

[freeasiwannabe]

👆🏿👆🏿😂😂😂😂

Amen for this entire post tho!!! Ladies good job! Men please take notes. That thigh and ass grabbing, inner thigh kissing, massaging will go a loooooong way!

[lockandkeyempire]

T minus 5 hours…as soon as she makes it home from her flight, I’m going to be sure to to slow it down and use these low cut fingernails to press against her g spot while I roll my tongue up and down on her clit.

The thigh game has been strong for quite a while. Finger game coming into play!

[illinoisboitexasaddress]

Reblogging to save a relationship

[car-crashhearts]

Reblogging for the guys who apparently don’t do this

[ourthingxxx-deactivated20190311]

Love this input. Always looking for tips for the wifey!!!!

[vafreakcouple-deactivated201708]

All truth!

[alphavelli-deactivated20170420]

This whole post though 🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌 I’ll keep this in mind ladies

[phatpat5559]

Learn something new everyday if you just listen.. like I just did!!! Thanks ladies

[amygdalae]

Ever stand up too fast and it feels like you tried to read an elder scroll

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[nerdinacoolway]

Second Love

Everyone talks about first love, but why not second love? The love which was a little less hurried, a little less for show, which taught you a thing or two. The love you'll remember as it defined you, more than you defined it. The love meant to heal your previous heartache, to mend your shattered feelings, which it did, but still gave you a fair share of those itself. Or maybe more. The love that's a bit more mature, a bit less cliché, which pulled the strings of your heart and touched your soul. The love which taught you love. All the whats and whys. Which was based more on personality and less on physique. Maybe you forget the dates of your anniversaries but not the feeling of comfort when you ranted to them after a long day.

That revealation that comes with second love, that you still can live without your first. That the world still goes on and along with it, your life.

Second love is patient and kind and mature. It teaches, and defines. While first love is open to the world, second love is just for you.

For the second time, you see a person fall in love, and then slowly out of it. And you're prepared this time, you don't cry in the middle of classes, take it all maturely enough, but your heart sings a different tune. This melancholy is only for you to hear, because aren't you a bit grown up to bash about it to your friends?

While first love was leather jackets with sky high stilletoes, which made you feel pretty, second love is warm and comfy hoodies with sock clad feet, which make you feel loved.

~Anupriya Sharma

(nerdinacoolway)

14 August, 2019.

[peachisty]

we often times meet people who help us grow that also eventually go. and that is not because you are unworthy of their love or time; rather because just like you, this person needs to grow too. and, it’s honestly sad but sometimes, growing might entail leaving some people behind.

[lovenotesuggestions]

I want that “drive safe,” kind of love, the “let me know if you need anything” kind of love, the “text me when you get there” kind of love, the “this made me think of you” kind of love, the “how was your day” kind of love, the “have fun, be safe” kind of love, the “good luck today” for something I only mentioned in passing kind of love, the “have a good day” kind of love, the “I remember you said you liked this so I got it for you” kind of love, the little ways of saying I love you without saying I love you kind of love. 

[lezstuffs]

[cutiepiesub]

Impulsively kissing! Kissing when laughing! Kissing cheeks to say thanks! Kissing noses! Kissing foreheads! Kissing hands! Kissing wrists! Kissing temples! Kissing fingertips! Lazy kissing! Goodbye kisses! See you later kisses! Wait for me kisses! Be right back kisses! KISSES!

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok my ultimate fantasy here we go: my lover looks at me and says are u ok and i go i’m fine and they look at me and say hmmm ok... and i keep saying im fine all day and then late at night they touch my hand (lingering- its important that the touch lingers) say hey i want to talk about how u were feeling today because you smiled a lot but i sensed an unhappy energy and i say im sorry i was sad actually but i didnt want u to be upset or affected and then they touch my face and say i do not like it when u hide your emotions in an effort to make the people around u feel better it is unhealthy and makes it harder for us to communicate if you are lying abt how u feel. it also hurts u which i do not like and i say i am sorry for lying abt how i feel i love u i will work on this even if it scares me and is a coping mechanism for my theory that no one will love me if i am allowed to be a complex person with negative feelings as well as positive and they grab my face and say: HEY.... i love you. and i listen to those words and i hear them and i believe it and if i dont they kiss my forehead and my temples and my eyelids and say i love you i love you i love you you can be a person i love you i love you you are a person i love you i love you i love you you are a whole person & my body opens up and the Me inside floats out in this perfect ball of light end tweet

[saedii]

slow tongue kissing

[outofthewood]

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased