Noiz's Box O' Goodies

Reblog/bullshit blog of Necrosquelch.

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omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

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This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

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I will never not reblog this happy baby.

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just a comparison between Suigimori’s official character art from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire  to the originals. The redesigns are pretty great in my opinion

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This could sincerely be used in a cartooning class with the intent of teaching the importance of action lines and expressive characters.

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if you tell me that even professional artists can’t improve and still want to improve and work their hardest to improve then i’m calling bs

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I don’t think people are taking how hard Doom 2016′s soundtrack goes seriously enough like listen to this

what the fuck

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Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior F/W 2003, pushing down a PETA protestor who interrupted the show

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WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

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So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.

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reblogging for the last comment

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Yes

[xtheycallmeslimshadyx]

Legit question, I’m not trying to hate on feminists or anything. Why is it called feminist if they’re for equality?

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

That’s a very good question and thank you for asking so politely. 

The word feminism was coined by Charles Fourier in 1837, a French philosopher who advocated for the emancipation of women because he believed society treated women as slaves. We weren’t allowed to vote, own anything, or work a real job. Women were ruled by their fathers/household patriarch until they married at which time they’d be under the rule of their husband. If a woman did not belong to male household she was shunned by society and had very little means to make money, most of them unsavory. You know the idiom “rule of thumb”? That comes from a running joke that started in the 1600s, and was still around in Fourier’s time, that said it was okay for a man to beat a woman with a stick as long as it wasn’t any thicker than his thumb. 

The point of the word feminist, and the feminist movement, has never been to say that women are better than men. The point is that women and things associated with women have been given a lesser place in society and we want to bring those things up to a place of equality. The focus is on the feminine because that’s what’s being pushed down. However, focusing on the feminine does not mean we’re focusing only women. Men are belittled and called “less of a man” anytime they portray a trait that is associated with femininity. If women and the feminine were equal to men and masculinity then that wouldn’t happen. Feminism is about raising up things associated with females to have an equal place in society as the things associated with males. It’s called feminism, not equalism, because the focus is on raising up not tearing down. Equalism would suggest that male things need to come down to a lower level so that female things can meet it in the middle. That’s not the point. The point is to raise up the feminine so that it’s on the same playing field that the masculine is already on. We don’t want men to lower themselves, we just want them to make room for us.

[glenn-griffon]

This needs to be spread far and wide to everyone on tumblr. 

[ambris]

ALL OF THIS.

THANK YOU

[mai-magi]

This is very thorough explanation, thank you!

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Show this to my old english teacher who tried to tell me that feminism wasn’t equality because of the root word “fem”

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What a time to be alive

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This is disgusting

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Photographer Tanto Yensen takes unique photos of frogs during some of their most random, striking, and humorous moments. Source Source 2

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NOiSE by Tsutomu Nihei

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oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

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[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

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In honor of vine, I made a compilation featuring some of my favorites. RIP Vine, you will be missed.

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Playing Dark Souls:

Friend: ‘How did you see that attack coming?’

Me:

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me, noticing all of my anatomy mistakes after i already post the drawing publicly:

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

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@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

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the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

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one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here.  i really love @dril. 

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it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

[solarsquared]

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

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i love them so much i am actually in tears 

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When you’re summoned by your friend  who sucks at dark souls

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@vintscum