Necromancer Adept

Unreality blog. Just a normal totally not evil wizard doing totally wizard council approved things

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Would you hate me if i went wraith form in front of your mom

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[lovelymimic]

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

[gawkinggeek-deactivated20250920]

12:01 a.m. on november 1st

[necromanceradept]

leaving the necromancer orgy like

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[postnuclearophelia]

why is computer fun and phone evil

[garmrin]

Because of the Lich

[cindyscreenshot]

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[perryfellow]

[cloevr]

it is foretold on the freaky slab

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this green heron inspecting a bug

[inkkyte-deactivated20240301]

Hes inspecting that bug real well

[sewi-li-suwi]

@enthusispastic @wizard-council-aristocrat

[wizard-council-aristocrat]

@not-wizard-council-aristocrat

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

as a local youth I will be participating in the new inclusive quests.

slay queen

Alright then! I will mark you down for "Slaying the Queen"

[echosblanketfort]

me when people take things too seriously on tumblr.com

[depsidase]

[rain-droplet]

they killed her

[liquidstar]

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

[liquidstar]

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

[liquidstar]

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[nasa-is-shaking]

I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID 1: a photo of a hole in a white wall with two plastic skeletons half looking out of it. One of them has a sign saying “décor” sticking to his hand.

ID 2: a screenshot of a tag: the 2 dollars was rent. /end ID].

[satanasvincit-deactivated202411]

Srabon Arafat - Lovers

[thegenderal]

more rings anatomical edition