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[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

owls are bullshit and here’s why

[pychopath]

@dubydoods

[unknownowlthing-deactivated2025]

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

thanks! i hate it

[only-bulgarian-things]

Най-сложното в живота е да цениш всичко и да не бъдеш привързан към нищо.

Андрю Матюс (via only-bulgarian-things)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adults think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the definition of insanity is to do the same thing again and again while expecting a different result, and the only way to become an expert in something is to do it over and over again until you get the best possible outcome, then the only path to mastery is through insanity.

[watertfplant]

Who would’ve believed it? A cop and a demon working together…

(…that’s how the quote went, right…?)

Paca belongs to @polar-biscuit Saeki belongst to @elliotdrawpls

[humoristics]

What the-

credit

[withered-rose-music]

i fucking hate how real this is

[ocult-deactivated20190907]

(unlocking repressed memories) oh lore?

[weeniebagel]

im forming a bloggers union. make sure to pay your monthly dues and youll be protected by people who steal your posts 

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

This doesn’t sound a union… this sounds like the mob?

[weeniebagel]

tony, softblock her knees in

[thechanelmuse]

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[weirdmageddon]

the fucking “do you like your new toy??” “aaAaOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH” video is the best video ive seen this month

[weirdmageddon]

this goddamn dog has such a powerful aura

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

[ducksaysm00]

These things are so important to learn.

[romantictensions]

me at a job interview after finishing university

[lulz-time]

[feellikedreaming]

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic 

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[smosh]

Spider-Man: Hey Mr. Black Panther Sir?

Black Panther: Yes, spider boy?

Spider-Man: Spider-Man, actually. Anyway, when you see something, like, really dumb happen, are you ever tempted to say "Wakanda nonsense is this?"?

Black Panther: No. Never

Black Panther, internally: Yes

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[kimreesesdaughter]

As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.

[kateordie]

Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull