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the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me
Yup.
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This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So hereâs a very basic guide to common âmeanâ things cats do that actually arenât mean at all if you know what theyâre thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: Iâm playful! If you reach for my belly Iâll grab your arm and bite it because I think weâre playfighting!Â
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: Iâm showing you my belly because I trust you. Please donât break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if Iâm not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: Youâre petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: Â Iâm ignoring you Actually means: Weâre hanging out! Iâm being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: Youâve failed to establish that weâre not playing, or the way youâre approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because theyâre so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, Iâve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what youâre doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just donât need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: Iâm smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I donât need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
Itâs very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like theyâre deceitful. They arenât! They just ARENâT DOGS.
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Get ready for âmore reasons why I fucking love catsâ
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show âhey look I see you as family.â Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. Itâs not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. Itâs what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, theyâre now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isnât very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying âhey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.â
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them itâs really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously wonât care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when itâs beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because weâre fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS đđđđ
when a cat turns their back on you, theyâre not snubbing you. theyâre trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when youâre unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. youâre not fully trusted, but youâre ok by them.
when youâre familiar and liked, theyâll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bffâs:
they are doing this on purpose. itâs a buddy thing. so if youâre watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, theyâll turn their back on you and go to sleep. theyâll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they canât see the room. this isnât a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. theyâre saying, âi feel safe when youâre around. i know nothingâs going to sneak up on me, because youâre here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.â
farts arenât an expression of love, though, as far as i know. theyâre just farts.
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So hereâs a very basic guide to common âmeanâ things cats do that actually arenât mean at all if you know what theyâre thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: Iâm playful! If you reach for my belly Iâll grab your arm and bite it because I think weâre playfighting!Â
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: Iâm showing you my belly because I trust you. Please donât break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if Iâm not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: Youâre petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: Â Iâm ignoring you Actually means: Weâre hanging out! Iâm being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: Youâve failed to establish that weâre not playing, or the way youâre approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because theyâre so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, Iâve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what youâre doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just donât need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: Iâm smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I donât need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
Itâs very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like theyâre deceitful. They arenât! They just ARENâT DOGS.
Pour les chats đđ
Get ready for âmore reasons why I fucking love catsâ
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show âhey look I see you as family.â Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. Itâs not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. Itâs what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, theyâre now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isnât very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying âhey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.â
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them itâs really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously wonât care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when itâs beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because weâre fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS đđđđ
when a cat turns their back on you, theyâre not snubbing you. theyâre trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when youâre unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. youâre not fully trusted, but youâre ok by them.
when youâre familiar and liked, theyâll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bffâs:
they are doing this on purpose. itâs a buddy thing. so if youâre watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, theyâll turn their back on you and go to sleep. theyâll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they canât see the room. this isnât a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. theyâre saying, âi feel safe when youâre around. i know nothingâs going to sneak up on me, because youâre here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.â
farts arenât an expression of love, though, as far as i know. theyâre just farts.
TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
PASS INTO THE IRIS
CEOs and large corporations are the real welfare queens đ.
Working off of the labor of others, only there because of being born into capital and pre-existing familial or business relations? Yep
And people still try to defend this shit with âWell they MUST work REALLY HARD to earn THAT kind of money!!!â
I assure you they donât. I assure you the people earning the least money are working the most. I donât see CEOâs doing 60 hour weeks just to keep food on the table. They donât do that, because they donât have to, because they get paid so much they arenât desperate enough to have to.
If you follow me, reblog this. It is an important piece of data. I would love to see one for the annual tax expenditure of minimum wage versus CEOâs as a proportion of their annual income.
This is the aggregation of labor. This is what it looks like. It has happened before. It will likely happen again unless it is changed.
I like how they added âand the worldâ because itâs true, the rich are bastards everywhere.
whereâs the lie
THSNK YOU LMAO
The slim folk really crying about this one đ
I mean its true tho⊠socially skinny people get away with wearing anything while fat people are critiqued about everything
Bloop
So. Damn. True. And it forces us to critique ourselves as well.
âWe were never that closeâ
Yeah, I can see why.
I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit.
okay but you should really read the full response to this though:
I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around this letter. I encourage you to reread it and to ask yourself that time-honored question, âDo I sound like a villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie?â You are, presumably, sympathetic to your own situation and are invested in making sure that you come across as reasonable and as caring as possible, and yet you have written a letter indicting yourself at every turn. This girl is âlike a daughterâ to you, and yet you want to shove her to the side of your other daughterâs wedding just because she walks with a limp. Your daughterâs wedding will be perfect with Katie as a full and honored member of the bridal party. A limp is not a fly in the ointment; itâs a part of Katieâs life. It is not only wrong to have asked your daughter to consider excluding her best friend over thisâit is ableist, and cruel, and it speaks to a massive failure of empathy, compassion, and grace on your part. You must and should apologize to your daughter immediately, and I encourage you to profoundly reconsider the orientation of your heart.
I LIVE BECAUSE OF THIS
Read the comment I posted.