evil posts

ALISTAIRE | HE/HIM | 24 | ACTUAL SUPERVILLAIN!!! | I only reblog things that are DIABOLICAL! header is Queer Villain Pride flag designed by distressedegg TAGS: "not nefarious" for off-topic stuff!! "mugshots" is my selfie tag!! everything else is tagged only according to my dark inconsistent whims!!! GOOD LUCK NYAAAHAHA

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[mens-rights-activia]

I won an evil laugh competition last night

[mens-rights-activia]

[circusheart]

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

[cowboyvillainz]

YAY I managed to eke out a drawing for his birthday this april fool's day :^) get clowned foolbaby

[evilwizard]

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

[wordfather]

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

[unitydruid]

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

[eatcopperwire]

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[highwatermark]

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

[wuggen]

Overwhelming desire to work this one into my regular ideolect

[villain-offical]

Everybody share their nicest deeds here :)

Everybody tell me about all the good things they've done :)

No don't mind that— No it's not a death ray. this is a safe space to talk about good deeds, there's... No of course not I wouldn't need a death ray for that don't be silly

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

[evilvillain123456789]

the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines