Today's date on my tombstone

[stupidpetface]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[everymemeever]

Damn new update just dropped?

[nega-torie]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[toastbutteregg]

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[depsidase]

[whatt-to-do]

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

[adonischildsupportcase]

[9fruit]

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

[depsidase]

[narutwitter]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[jeanritchie]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive