summertime

19, florida

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

mutual: hey look at this funny post :)

me: op and i got into drama in july of 2015 where i doxxed them and sent anthrax to their family which killed their mother, they called the police and i got arrested and broke out of prison, tracking down their s/o and strangling them so they sought revenge by investing $10,000 in a hitman to take me out who i counter bribed with $80,000 of money which i stole from op’s trust fund in december, the hitman subsequently got arrested and op located my biological father and stabbed him to death, i have been seeking revenge ever since. don’t send me their shitty gay posts

mutual: ok! have a great day

[justlittlefrogthings]

Time For My Daily Push Umps Hurghhhgghhh Aaaafhhhh

[cheaphalloweencostume]

as a guy who loves to smell like shit can someone explain the drinks on this bookshelf to me

[kadywicker]

reblog this and tag this with the state that sounds fakest to you. I’ll go first: oklahoma

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

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[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

here’s my theory: about ten years back a bunch of people switched over from a parallel universe where burger king is spelled borger king, th

[drpepperphd]

they just got straight up murdered by the borger king staff mid post

[timetrees]

about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

[nintendette]

Thank u for making all the reviews positive

[neglegentia]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?

[thoughtsof-r]

i have never felt something so much in my life.

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[lackingsaint]

[threezer0nine]

Visit Original Link

Usher - Hey Daddy (Daddy’s Home)

[weirdness-is-good]

[vloggmusprime]

Her name is cheese onion

[deadgirldying-blog]

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

What Do This Mean .

[deadgirldying-blog]

i can’t explain my poetry often.

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

aight

[kriewitz-deactivated20210322]

“being held”, 2016

(experimenting with photography, digital drawing and animation)

by me, artceae, please don’t remove the caption. thank you!

[buggy-tofu]

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