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My name is Jess. I'm a hairstylist, bisexual, infp and I pole-dance in my spare time. Sadly, not for money. Other things I enjoy include: Pokemon, Rune Factory, Skyrim, Fallout, Dragon Age, Ragnarok Online, drawing, singing, roleplaying, writing stories, foxes, dragons, birds, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[dualaqua-deactivated20200225]

[tohru-sama]

@nui-the-super-lesbian

[everythingfox]

Educational fox lesson 🦊

[googlepliers]

I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi

[jonbutter]

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[indigoninja]

I am a testament of your failures

[feyriane]

inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Solas at the party:

[cybergata]

[scooptroop]

I’m howlin

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[onlytwitterpics]

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

Kotex tampons recalled due to reports of unraveling, pieces left in body

U by Kotex Sleek Tampons have been recalled due to an unraveling defect.

Heads up recall…

[nunyabizni]

boosting keep your bits safe people

[proteus-no]

the one brand of tampons I use…. are you fucking kidding me?

[invertprivileges]

PUBLISHED: DEC 12TH, 2018 - 10:34AM (EST)UPDATED: DEC 12TH, 2018 - 4:00PM (EST)

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) — The company that owns Kotex is recalling its U by Kotex Sleek Tampons due to a quality-related defect.

According to the company, the tampons are unraveling or coming apart upon removal. In some cases, users have had to seek medical attention to remove tampon pieces left in the body.

We announced today a voluntary recall of U by Kotex® Sleek® Tampons, Regular Absorbency sold in the U.S. & Canada for a quality-related defect that could impact the product performance. For info, please read our FAQs: http://bit.ly/2B7yMjr or contact us: http://bit.ly/2EiLhMe

The recall affects tampons manufactured between October 7, 2016 and October 16, 2018. They were distributed from October 17, 2016 to October 23, 2018, according to Kimberly-Clark.com.

Symptoms of the defect include pain, swelling, infections, nausea or vomiting. There have been a small number of reports of infections and injury, according to the company.

Anyone with the affected products are urged to stop using the product immediately and contact Kimberly-Clark’s Consumer Service team at 1-888-255-3499.

To see the full list of recalled products, click here.

[bearie]

[fuks]

[lizzy-stardust-deactivated20160]

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Twice my age and from Scotland.

[gap-var-ginnunga]

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

[varyingdegreesofawesome]

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

[bravemercutio]

nowhere near my genitals

[ministryofinterior-deactivated2]

not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us

[citruslesbo-deactivated20190604]

dragon age 4 teaser trailer: