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Girls will say, "I needed this" and it's literally just rewatching Pride and Prejudice (2005).

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

awed-frog

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

robotmango

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

setheverman

what’s the mood for july?

Needed to draw Castiel from this refenece photo I’ve seen going around~ ✍🏽✨

Drawing Castiel has really inspired me and fueled my creativity these past few months, drawing with oil brushes, charcoal brushes, etc!! This Angel has truly helped me improve and push my limits when it comes to studying art, light, shadows, textures — everything.

I gave this piece a more warm tone and some different versions for you all to feast; I hope you like this, take care!! 💜🫂🪻🥰

kosmogrl

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

icpe

True story. I found out who was singing, but at what cost? That little shit sang for another 3 hours.

icpe

There he is

dogpuppy

kalichnikov

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

scavengerofcool

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

kalichnikov

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#oh i remember my hetalia phase #funny how no matter how many years pass everything goes back to hetalia

ronununu

[⚠️Spoiler⚠️] Silent Hill f for force, fiend & fire

p1nkiek1ttie

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

dogpuppy

bucketofli

*Squish

Tutorial and reference on insta:lulu_motion_lab

chabretz

Hakka No Togame❄️

jorongbak

So if Caine and Kinger finally have a father-son relationship… does that mean Kinger calls him by his first name, all three middle names, and last name when he’s about to unleash the full force of his parental wrath