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Klaus: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for one minute.
Diego: Klaus, no, that's not how you bake cookies.
Klaus: Floor it?
Diego: NO.
Klaus: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
Diego: KLAUS YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
Klaus: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Diego: KLAUS PLEASE
The Hargreeves siblings as things my friends have said:
Allison: I’d rather have a hot flash at 50 than a baby.
Vanya: Men are trash but I still subscribe.
Klaus: Can you microdose heroine? Like what would happen?
Ben: Yeah I’m a pig too, but I’m an honest pig.
Luther: Wow. We really do live in a society.
Diego: Why the fuck am I in a decent mood?
Five: God is just Santa Clause for grownups.
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Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles
is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic
He’s a bad guy, but he’s not a bad guy
everybody is all “ I support people with mental illnesses” until these people start showing symptoms lmao
to elaborate, yeah people will understand the basic symptoms such as sadness and or being nervous but once someone starts having random fits of rage, inconsolable panic attacks, no energy or motivation to do shit, hallucinations, paranoia, mood swings, etc. everybody is suddenly like “woah what the fuck just stop…”
shocking
*ahem*
from this post
Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer
Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape
Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it
Woman kills man for refusing to marry her
Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument
Woman shoots her husband after argument
Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it
Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating
Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game
Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship
Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies
Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument
Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating
Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair
Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin
Woman runs over, kills cheating husband
Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time
Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe
Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug
Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift
Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”
Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris
Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him
Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift
Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior
Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument
Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old
Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her
Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument
Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush
Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail
Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts
Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide
Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument
Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument
Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him
Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill
Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep
Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her
Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas
Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend
Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts
Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument
Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death
Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella
Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun
Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him
Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself
Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances
Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women
Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion
Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina
Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter
Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day
Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument
Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone
Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument
Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him
Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument
Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan
Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer
Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument
Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument
Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body
Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute
Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating
Woman shoots man in the groin after argument
Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss
Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears
Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend
Women kills husband, commits suicide
Woman shoots and kills man over argument
Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her
Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself
Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep
Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself
Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party
Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman
Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him”
Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him
Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome
Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles
Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her
Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance
Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store
Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling
Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer
Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her
Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend
Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom
Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post
Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash
Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours
Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself
Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman
Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998
NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009
John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993
Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008
Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)
Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979
Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988
Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006
Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985
Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011
Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997
Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985
Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008
Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010
What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):
Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons
Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her
California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old
Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children
Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death
Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy
Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage
Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter
Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby
Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):
Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6
Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean
Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself
Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide
Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy
Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus
Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement
Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan
Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks
Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter
Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave
Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism
Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self
Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son
Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter
This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”
The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.
This post is disturbingly long.
REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.
I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.
once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism
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Working on drawing my DnD party characters. Meet Grognak the lizard “wizard” and Aesun the amnesiac Dwarf Cleric.
I take commissions btw! Email [email protected] for info!
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Drew Carbuncle from Final Fantasy.
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AU suggestion
Dex grew up with his family having a long, ongoing fight about fence heights on their respective properties with Stephen King, his next door neighbor
This is endlessly funny on so many levels.
“My dad’s in a fight with Asshole Steve again,” Dex said. Nursey nodded sympathetically from the FaceTime window on the phone. They had agreed that a post-workout call was the best way to ensure they kept up with conditioning in the summer, and being in the same time zone made it feasible. As Nursey walked back from the gym and Dex wrapped up his outside run, they started to get off topic.
“He knows there are rules about what kind of fence you can put where, and he just keeps ignoring them and making everything around us uglier. Like, you don’t need a ten foot wooden fence. We’re in the middle of the woods, and you’re just making things uglier from our side of the property line. If he likes the damn fence so much, why isn’t it on his side of his trees?”
“So this is like the Maine equivalent of loud upstairs neighbors?”
“More or less. Oh shit,” Dex said, dropping his voice to a whisper. “He’s like right there. Hold on a sec.” Nursey laughed a little as the view on his screen shifted from Will’s face to an upside-down view of some bushes and pavement.
“Hi, Mr. King,” Dex called out. “Out enjoying your fence?”
“Billy. Tell your dad that it’s perfectly within the six foot limit. I’m not breaking a single ordinance here,” a strange voice said.
“I’ll tell him that right after I tell him that I’ve apparently shrunk half a foot, sir.” Dex was in his own house before the neighbor could respond, but Nursey felt a few gears turning in his head.
“Did I hear you call Asshole Steve Mr. King?” he asked.
“Yeah.”
“That’s kind of funny. You live in Maine next to a Steve King.”
“Oh yeah, no, he’s the writer guy.”
Nursey took a moment to take a deep breath. “Did you just call Stephen King ‘the writer guy’ and also not tell me until now that he’s your neighbor and oh my god you have a mean nickname for like the most famous author ever.”
“Yeah, and the monsters in his next book are probably gonna be thinly veiled versions of my family because we aren’t gonna put up with his fence bullshit.”
you know what I stand by this one
The Untamed subtitles…
follow up:
I'm glad we're all shifting from "Bruce is so cool and swavy..god look at him go getting all the ladies such a gentleman 😍😘😘"
to
"Nah this man is fucking weird but gosh do we love him..."
Justice League out here thinking Batman is so cool and some double 0 7 shit but hates their asses...Nah man Bruce is that kid who got paired with a of people group who are very social by the teacher and he thinks if he finishes the project for them he can go home early.
Now I kind of want a Batman who’s like 16-18 years old and an awkward anti-social teenager, but the rest of the JLA doesn’t realize because he’s V tall and wearing a mask and all his brooding, and being snippy and sarcastic with them is just teenage moodiness not because he’s the creature of the night
Bruce: Raises his hand during a JL meeting
Hal: Look he's mocking us he thinks we're kids and treating us like some...
Billy: Also raises his hand during a JL meeting
Bruce is able to drop seemingly random tidbits of information, not because he's a human search engine, but because he just finished a presentation on the blood buffering system for his AP Bio class. This is all just fresh in his head, and somehow necessary at the perfect time.
Bruce being so adamant about no one touching his notes not because he's picky and doesn't want anyone to know what he's doing but that's his Homework fam don't ruin it. You're lucky he even brought it on the case to help.
Makes this all better if Bruce never claimed to be their age he just thought it was obvious
It's great because it doesn't even need to be 'somehow relevant'; Bruce is a rich kid and thus goes to a rich kid school where they do projects and reports instead of tests and exams and also they get to pick the subject. Bruce just takes cases and then makes up a way for it to be relevant to the curriculum so that he can solve crimes in class.
Bruce: For my essay I choose to do the psychological and physical damage of kryptonite through a time period of 10 seconds,1 minute, and 5 minutes on-
Kid in the back of the class: Yo Mrs. G He can't do Kryptonite I was gonna do something about Superman????
Bruce: It's not about "Superman" it's about Kryptonite and it's effect on Kryptons.There's a difference.
Bruce is maybe 22 or 23 when he fosters 7-8ish year old Dick so you have a “not really a grown up” Bruce with and actual baby boy and he is just the proudest big brother/young dad in the world. He is also going for a Master/PhD while raising an energetic most likely ADHD ball of sunshine and working with the JLA and gosh he is drinking way to much coffee to be healthy.
tory government is such a fuckin joke the NHS has to rely on fetish sites for supplies
What is wrong with this world
no one:
bloodborne enemies after you’re already dead:
