Boredom Is the Root of All Evil

Sometimes I think things and sometimes I want to tell people about the things I think. These are the things I think.

[nenfeataiko]

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[monticellomarshmallow]

‘I’m like a witch and you can’t kill me’

I love him. He’s out here absolutely slaying. My boi from Scranton PA.

[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

i know me and all my mutuals would’ve been lobotomized if we lived in the 19th century that’s one thing we have in common

[leia-organa]

[mysharona1987]

[forbiddenseason]

I’m exceeding all expectations

[babyanimalgifs]

“Come here, buddy.”

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[brokebooklover]

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

[bralnwashingquirk]

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[cheese24k]

Playing with a platypus.

> I just realized my mind has still not really come to terms with the existence of the Platypus.

[dicknurse]

IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY

[blueberrymayrose]

 I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.

[ever-hungry-aria]

I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!

[wordsnquotes]

Elie Wiesel  |  @wordsnquotes

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[rageclit-deactivated20181208]

quality marine philosophy discourse

[starlightandtears]

I say this to every person who will listen

[ororosmunroe]

The reason why people love dolphins so much is because they have a better pr team while sharks have faced countless character assassinations over the years in the media. In this essay I will argue

[friendlyblob-deactivated2018020]

when i make an important phonecall

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

i know i say “kin” a lot but this time i really mean it 

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[slaveofcat]

[moss-nymph]

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

[thrunkling666]

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

[nanajitter]

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[cryfarting]

@actuary-tattoo