[doublewings]

rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

these were two totally different responses to my post and yet they are both equally valid 

[unbotheredmuse]

[espresomartini]

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

[lilllium]

I dress your name as if a wound, with the delicacy of someone who knows how much it can hurt to move. I whisper it with caution, as if there is no more room in my throat except for that of air. Ocean Vuong said freedom is nothing but the distance between a hunter and its prey, and with each broken step I'm learning that love does nothing but eat, and tear at these threads

[classic-jorts]

Ryan S. Bergara yearning for the paranormal vs experiencing anything remotely paranormal

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: the meme of a dog saying "no take only throw" but the dog has an orange beanie. It says, "Please evidence?" A green glowing hand tries to grab the ball inn the dog's mouth. "No contact! Only evidence!" /]

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[catcrumb]

[minzbins-moved]

random haechan gifs  ♡  [10/∞]

[catcrumb]

[calebwittebane]

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

[thedreadvampy]

there are two key questions to gauge what sort of Weird Girl someone was as a preteen.

a) horses, dolphins or dragons?

b) Vikings, Ancient Egyptians or dinosaurs?

tell me in the tags please. if you were allowed to pick your own room decor between 7 and 13 the answer to A should be self evident bc every Weird Girl I knew who was allowed to pick had one of those three themes.

[thedreadvampy]

Based on your answers I am adjusting the Weird Girl Classification System

a) horses, dolphins, or wolves

b) dragons, pirates, or dinosaurs

c) Norse, Ancient Greek, or Ancient Egyptian

to correctly answer this quiz you should be choosing ONE from EACH section. yes we all liked horses AND dolphins AND wolves but you were either a horse girl, a dolphin girl or a wolf girl. look deep in your heart and you will find your answer. or look at the walls of your childhood bedroom.

(also you don’t have to be a girl NOW, or ever have been a girl, to be a Weird Girl)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vadergf]

<a href ="link"> </a> is a beautiful name for a babygirl

[wolveswolves]

Gray wolves (Canis lupus) from the Sawtooth pack

Picture by Jim and Jamie Dutcher