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nep • he/him • gay real life nepeta

[alouettesque]

who is in control?

[alexjones]

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[thyrell]

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

[thyrell]

2 cups vanilla extract

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

[flamejob]

support group for girls who think being drenched in blood would be a therapeutic and cleansing experience but have no way of achieving it

[vampyrobot]

IF THE GLOWFLIES ARE ON YOU YOU GET YOUR GOOFY ASS TO THE HIGHEST POINT ON THE MAP AND YOU FUCKING STAY THERE DO NOT FUCKING RUN ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

If no one else posts the subway 9/11 ad I will

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

[scavengedluxury]

If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Look at the number of flowers in town today under the queen statue. They’ve optimistically set the barriers far back anticipating thousands. There’s about 15. There was no one there paying their respects either. Literally no one. The biggest queue was at a burger van nearby.

[manzanita-refrigerator]

[floofe-trans-doggie]

Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[spiroandthelacktones]

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

[seeyalazergator]

Im so glad for the music choice

[cafffine]

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

[iloveyoutoodeath]

does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me im gonna microwave some batteries

[otterize]

dont wanna work anymore just wanna talk about boys n pokemon

[dankmemeuniversity]

[normal-horoscopes]

THE ONLY GREEK GOD TWINK IS HERMES, APOLLO IS ON THE HUNKIER SIDE OF TWUNK AT BEST. DIONYSUS IS THE GOD OF FEASTING AND ORGIES AND PARTYING DUDE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK. HES GOT MEAT. HES GOT CHUB. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.

[normal-horoscopes]

HADES IS NOT A TWINK. HADES HAS NEVER BEEN A TWINK. HE IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEPICTED WITH A BEARD. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT TWINKS ARE.

[joestarfucker420]

The tomboy/pink hater to non-binary/pink lover pipeline

[nepofledgling]

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

[nepofledgling]

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one

[sandmandaddy69]

[bunnyxxzr]