I'm trash.

I'm Lucy-Mae, English. This used to be a Simblr but it evolved into something weird and (hopefully) wonderful. Original icon/sidebar/header is not mine. Also, women kick ass. That is all.

[moonshuffle]

Something wicked this way comes

[j-k-i-ng]

[nephele-callisto]

Arya and the horse

[moonshuffle]

Something wicked this way comes

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[pretz3l-log1c]

[your-kryn-colleague]

Are people just ignoring the meaning to ignore it, or do they really not understand?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[splackjack]

if only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on he tree were as soft as the skies while the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[your-kryn-colleague]

I had this stuck in my head and I couldn’t remember what it was from. Thank you @secret-heritage

[elivanto]

leo snart in legends of tomorrow 3.09: beebo the god of war

[sugary-bowl]

The way he said “I don’t think the Legends are ready for the field” and he was right? Leo Snart is 100% the mental health professional of the rebel camp. He had to clear people for missions and treat children because everyone around him is basically a highly traumatized population. So when Leo says someone isn’t ready for the field he’s used to being listened to. When he uses the puppets with the children it’s often the first time they express themselves openly. Leo Snart is a therapist and I’m losing my mind about it.

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[letzoespoilyou]

JOHN CONSTANTINE on Legends of Tomorrow | Dominic Purcell Interview

OMG! Leo and Constantine flirting is gonna be awesome!

[writerrain]

No really I wanna see the face Wentworth made when he found out he was coming back to be a puppet-therapist.

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

@hotforcaptaincold

[your-kryn-colleague]

He looked like he was trying so hard not to laugh while working it. But it probably worked well for the kids on earth X

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

Very true. I just wish I could’ve been in that meeting.

[your-kryn-colleague]

I have to give props to whoever made that thing

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

Whoever came up with it is a genius

[your-kryn-colleague]

I can’t wait to see what he does next

[thecaptainsgingersnap]

Neither can I! I kinda want a flashback with earth x Mick

[your-kryn-colleague]

Me too

[wizardfrenchfries-deactivated20]

Ciara Renée as Esmeralda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

[brucebocchi]

[bears-official]

they’re not wrong

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

@bears-official

[bears-official]

correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[the-a-j-universe]

This meme is breaking reality.

[ruggedvalkyrie]

it’s 2am and i’m thinking about these two nerds being idiots at sanctuary meetings i’m sorry

Keep reading

[figmented-imagination]

It’s been six years since The Death Bringer came out, and yet I’m still trying to figure out what was going through Skulduggery’s head when he pushed Valkyrie up against a wall and patted her down to check for bullet wounds, when he knew that she was wearing bullet proof clothing.

[thefamilyrainbow]

Reasons Everyone Should Read Skulduggery Pleasant Series

• the main character is a badass teenage girl who is sarcastic and grumpy • the other main character is a talking skeleton that doesn’t know when to shut up • they’re best friends and throughout the series have said they don’t want to live without each other • magic • MAGIC • also detective-y stuff • the women are mostly all badass and can save themselves • it doesn’t focus on any romance plots (they’re more side plots and not that huge) • Valkyrie wears all black most of the time • China Sorrows is the best • further along in the series there are complaining zombies • it’s fucking hilarious • IT DOESNT FOCUS ON ROMANCE • there is a side book of just stories about missions and stuff - basically a book of fanfiction written by the author • the series is over and ended with an amazing twist so no waiting for the new book to come out • you will fall in love with a Texan psychopath • skulduggery pleasant supports LGBT (in dying of the light he is commenting that someone is always changing their uniform and says “why don’t you wear rainbow colours next? You could support the lesbian, gay and transgender community”) • valkyrie’s parents are amazing • IT DOESNT FOCUS ON ROMANCE!?!?!!!!?!! • ITS BASICALLY AN AMAZING AND HILARIOUS SERIES ABOUT A SKELETON AND A TEENAGE GIRL AND THEYRE DETECTIVES AND BEST FRIENDS AND MAGIC AND READ IT

[fleeting-ghosts-art]

some non spoilery fanart for Resurrection!

Please do not alter the post or repost! :)

[grimsy]

how to RP Lethe: a step by step guide

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