Fanfiction Club: The Rules
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Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
This is gold.
i do not see a flaw
Always reblog. This should be carved in stone, on display in public offices.
Reincarnated Confidence
For @cherrycodeddynamite.
The clones find their reincarnated wife from TTOD. it doesn't go as planned:
"Leehai flipped backwards to avoid the fan-wielding demon trying to wrap his arms around her.
"Damn, baby! This life made you flexible!"
Karaku grinned and stuck out his tongue.
Leehai answered with a look that could have curdled milk.
"Thunder Breathing, First Form—"
She lunged.
The blade bit through his arm.
The limb hit the ground.
Then quickly began regenerating.
Of course it did.
Just her luck she ran to an Upper Moon.
Thankfully she wasn't alone.
Unfortunately, her comrades were currently being launched through trees when Karaku swung his fan in their direction.
"HURRY UP AND COVER HER, AIZETSU!"
The red-eyed demon sounded absolutely scandalized.
Leehai groaned as she sprinted through the forest.
Aizetsu followed behind her in a surprisingly polite manner.
"Please stop running," he said sadly. "You're making me upset. Can't you see I'm trying to protect your dignity?"
"My dignity?"
"Your uniform."
Leehai nearly tripped.
Before she could respond, Aizetsu pointed accusingly at her skirt.
"It barely reaches your knees."
"That's the standard uniform!"
"It is a crime."
Leehai roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The impact sent him skidding backwards.
Unfortunately, the motion also flipped her skirt upward revealing her frilly pink panties underneath.
Aizetsu froze.
Karaku froze.
Urogi, circling overhead, froze.
Sekido’s eyes widened.
The entire forest froze.
Leehai landed.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"SEKIDO WAS RIGHT!" Aizetsu cried in horror.
"I KNEW IT!" the red-eyed demon roared from somewhere behind the trees. "THE CORPS HAS NO SHAME!"
Leehai stared.
What.
What was happening.
She had spent the last twenty minutes trying to kill these demons.
They had spent the last twenty minutes trying to kidnap her.
Not once had they seriously used their Blood Demon Arts.
Karaku had attempted to knock her over with a fan at most.
Aizetsu had repeatedly tried to drape his hakama-shita over her shoulders.
Sekido kept screaming about modesty.
And Urogi—
"Nice kick, wife!"
—was completely useless.
She wasn't even sure where they'd gotten this ridiculous idea.
Apparently she was their wife.
Not a wife.
Their wife.
Some woman from years ago who had died and been reincarnated.
According to them, the gods had finally returned her.
Leehai personally thought they had all suffered severe brain damage.
"Leehai!"
She blinked.
Karaku was suddenly right in front of her.
"Oh, good. You remembered my name."
His eyes sparkled.
Leehai regretted speaking.
"GUYS! SHE REMEMBERS HER NAME!"
"THAT'S NOT HOW MEMORY WORKS, YOU IDIOT!" Sekido screamed.
Leehai ducked beneath Karaku's fan.
The Upper Moon spun around her effortlessly, grinning the entire time.
"Whew!"
CLANG!
Their weapons collided.
"Look at those thighs!"
CLANG!
Leehai tried to stab him.
"Still got good taste in clothes too."
CLANG!
"This is not a uniform anyone should wear!" Aizetsu cried.
"I know, right?" Karaku laughed.
"NO! NOT RIGHT!"
Aizetsu looked genuinely distressed.
"She'll catch a cold!"
Leehai wasn't sure which comment offended her more.
"Forget the cold!" Sekido roared.
The red-eyed demon finally lost what little patience he possessed.
"GET OVER HERE!"
He launched himself at her.
Not with his Blood Demon Art.
Not with a weapon.
Not even with a punch.
He simply attempted to grab her.
Leehai stared.
Was this really happening?
She sidestepped.
Sekido adjusted.
She jumped.
Sekido jumped.
She zig-zagged between trees.
Sekido bulldozed through them.
"STOP RUNNING!"
"STOP CHASING ME!"
"I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR REPUTATION!"
"YOU'RE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!"
"THAT TOO!"
At least he was honest.
Leehai leapt onto a low branch.
Sekido followed.
Karaku followed.
Aizetsu followed.
Urogi swooped overhead screaming encouragement.
"GET HER, SEKIDO!"
"I'M TRYING!"
Everything happened at once.
The branch snapped.
Leehai lost her footing.
Sekido reached out to catch her.
Karaku reached out to catch Sekido.
Nobody caught anybody.
Leehai dropped straight downward.
And landed squarely on Sekido's face.
The forest fell silent.
Everyone froze.
Leehai's eyes widened.
She quickly sprang back to her feet.
"Oh my God."
Sekido remained flat on his back.
Completely motionless.
A single leaf drifted down and landed on his forehead.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Did she kill him?" Urogi asked.
Karaku crouched beside Sekido.
"Huh."
He poked his shoulder.
No response.
Karaku poked him again.
Nothing.
Aizetsu gasped.
"His spirit has left his body."
"He's not dead."
"Then why isn't he moving?"
Karaku looked up at Leehai.
Then back down at Sekido.
Then up at Leehai again.
A slow grin spread across his face.
"Oh."
Leehai jumped further away, red faced, dodging Urogi who tried to grab her full of praises if she wanted to try it on him.
Sekido finally stood.
“Damn this! You can’t say we didn’t warn you, woman!”
His hands reached out and absorbed the clones.
Leehai's stomach dropped.
The forest seemed to darken as the familiar figures disappeared.
In their place stood a younger demon with crimson golden eyes and a ring of drums.
Another clone. With a very menacing aura.
Unlike the others, he wasn't smiling.
Wasn't shouting.
Wasn't trying to throw a haori over her shoulders.
He simply stared.
Leehai tightened her grip on her sword from behind the tree she was watching him from.
Okay.
Time for the emergency strategy.
Thank you, Mitsuri.
You beautiful genius.
She discreetly took off her panties.
Zohakuten walked forward.
The dragons behind him stirred.
Trees cracked.
The ground trembled.
Leehai swallowed hard as she came out, sword ready.
"Your games are over."
His voice echoed through the forest.
"You will return with us."
"No."
"Insolent. But you can learn again."
The dragons lunged ready to grab her.
Leehai darted forward.
Now.
She jumped.
Twisted.
And delivered a flying kick.
Unfortunately, the kick wasn't what caught Zohakuten's attention.
Her skirt flipped upward.
For one brief, horrifying moment—
He had a full unobstructed view.
There was nothing to cover her.
Absolutely nothing.
The world stopped.
The dragons stopped.
The wind stopped.
A bird flying overhead seemed to stop.
Zohakuten's eyes widened.
His face went completely blank.
The dragon's mouth's fell open.
Leehai landed.
"..."
Zohakuten blinked once.
Twice.
A thin trail of red appeared beneath his nose.
Then he collapsed face-first into the dirt.
THUD.
Silence.
Leehai stared.
The remaining Demon Slayers stared.
A squirrel stared.
"...Did I win?" she asked.
Nobody knew.
Elsewhere.
Inside the Infinity Castle.
Muzan rubbed his temples.
Slowly.
Painfully.
Like a man who had aged fifty years in ten minutes.
Nakime sat nearby.
Neither spoke.
Finally Muzan broke the silence.
"Tell me again."
Nakime plucked a string.
"Upper Moon Four has been defeated. Well he is still alive. The slayers couldn’t find the main body so they left."
Muzan closed his eyes.
"Defeated."
Another string.
"He suffered a nosebleed."
Muzan's eye twitched.
"And then lost consciousness."
A longer silence followed.
Muzan looked toward the ceiling.
Questioning every life choice that had led him here.
Hundreds of years.
Thousands dead.
Countless experiments.
And somehow his strongest Upper Moons continued finding new and innovative ways to embarrass him.
favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:
Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)
Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”
Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”
Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”
John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!”
Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.”
Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.”
Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him
Reblogging because I haven’t seen the screen grabs from above in over a decade and they make my heart happy.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Pre-Slash, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Magic, Beauty and the Beast Elements, First Meetings, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor’s Bad Parenting, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Cursed Midoriya Izuku, Cute, Soft, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Touch-Starved Todoroki Shouto, Touch-Starved Midoriya Izuku Summary:
“I really am sorry I scared you,” Izuku murmurs as he bends down to carefully scoop the boy out of the snow.
He shifts his cargo carefully, adjusting his hold on the boy so that his head is supported and his face is shielded from the snowfall against the thick, deep green fur that covers Izuku’s body.
“Just hold on,” Izuku says as he turns into the snowfall to begin the long trek back home. “I’ll keep you safe, I promise.”
And maybe, just maybe, if Izuku does a good enough job this one will stay long enough to realize that just because Izuku looks like a beast now, he’s still human in all of the ways that matter.
☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku, Eri & Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Eri (My Hero Academia), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Merpeople, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Non-Human Genitalia, Non-Human Midoriya Izuku, Octopus Merperson Midoriya Izuku, Octopus Merperson Aizawa Shouta, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Dead Midoriya Inko, No Underage Sex, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Canon-Typical Violence, Eri is a Ray of Sunshine (My Hero Academia), Eri Needs a Hug (My Hero Academia), Magic, Blood, Violence, Minor Violence Summary:
All the while Eri carves him an image of her Papa in stops and starts. He seems like a quiet, smart, but gentle mer, more inclined to pet the hadals they keep and spend time with Eri than anything else.
He sounds more like a scholar to Izuku, someone gentle and not suited for battle, which might explain how and why Eri has ended up so far from home.
Perhaps, some small, possessive part of Izuku that has spent so long empty can’t help but whisper, that can be his way in.
☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON
1954-2026
You will be missed. ❤️
I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.
The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage”
I have been in Fandom spaces for 20 years. It is LOVELY once you become the bog witch that no longer gives a fuck.
Proud fandom bog witch who's fucks have runneth dry, proudly maneuvering round meaningless discourse like...
If the Sun was a man - it'd be him. (Yeah, I headcanon dimples for Hizashi cmon, he's so handsome)
Orion and the Running Man ©
Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
ITCOW Chapter 60
In the Company of Wolves - Chapter 60 - LadyCersei - 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
I fear i am a monsterfucker at heart, because WHY is he kinda hot though??!!
Anbu Kakashi
ITCOW 59
In the Company of Wolves - Chapter 59 - LadyCersei - 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
They let this man run an orphanage
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i forgot to upload some of my works eheh
ITCOW 58
Managed to edit before I am off to college!
Big surprises here I guess on who is going to be fighting Muzan:
In the Company of Wolves - Chapter 58 - LadyCersei - 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]