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25 very bad writer 🌺🌻🌹i like a lot of things🌷🌼🌸 currently reading, working, watching hockey

[hollanov-ann]

We get together, we fuck. It's simple. Simple? It's simple for me. Bullshit!

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[lookalivealivealive]

[chimaeraundying]

first name PLACE last name HOLDER / parents didn't NAME ME till I got OLDER

[scissorsaint]

When the music reaches down your pants

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[sourdough-seal]

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i keep spending money. i should be killed

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[mmilhouse]

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

[worst-roommates-ever]

[aromanticsky]

[ID: a drawing of a yellow star sticker with the misaligned text “I didn’t survive it. Actually I died like for real but I’m back now so it’s fine.” /end ID]

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere