:)

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

People in the notes saying that a 2 year old could never be this articulate haven’t met a lot of two year olds I’m guessing

[what-even-is-thiss]

I used to teach Sunday school to preschoolers and sometimes you get a two year old that says some shit like “Mr. Teacher, that is utterly ridiculous.” straight to your face and you just have to learn to deal with that.

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[spicy-apple-pie]

Remember when Damian canonically went to hell?

...yeah...

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Could we please get some sick batkids?

Some? Do you hate Bruce are something?

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[warcrimesimulator]

every single new year i have to mute notifications on this post

[luna-azzurra]

Being a writer is wild because one minute you’re convinced you’re a genius and the next you’re googling ‘synonyms for walk’ like you’ve never used language before.

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #If it ain't broke #Break it #With a rock /End ID]

[robs-your-robins]

The Batfamily's current in-fueding has thrown off Gotham's delicate ecosystem.

A group pays a magic user to freaky Friday the entire batfamily.

Bruce (Steph): What the actual fuck?

Tim (Duke): Man, Bruce, stop yelling like that, only dogs can hear you.

Damian (Bruce): Language, Tim.

Tim (Duke): Damian, I get that you have had like seven concussions the last month but you can’t seriously mix me up with Tim, we don’t even look vaguely alike.

Dick (Tim): Holy shit

Damian (Bruce): hmmm, it seems we’ve been rearranged into different bodies

Cass (Jason): We? You sound exactly same little demon

Steph (Damian): *screaming*

Bruce (Steph): Stop messing up my hair!

Duke (Cass): Now, you see, that could have been Bruce or Steph.

Tim (Duke): I never actually noticed how alike they are when they are freaking out.

Dick (Tim): Hold on, I’m Dick, Duke is me, Damian is Steph, Steph is Bruce, Jason is Cass and Cass is actually in Duke’s body, B is Damian-

Cass (Jason): Wait? Who is me?

Jason (Dick): I am tall 🥹

[cherriielle]

bbc merlin you will ALWAYS be famous

[huariqueje]

Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

[starberry-cupcake]

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[akaanmo]

picture-perfect

[robs-your-robins]

The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.

The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*

The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?

Batman: He just needs an extra minute.

The Riddler:

Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.

The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.

Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*

The Riddler: -uh, yes?

Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?

The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.

The Riddler:

Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”

The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -

Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?

The Riddler: No, you have to let me-

Tim: Nuh-uh

The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?

Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*

The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,

Steph: It's you. You're the answer.

The Riddler: You have to let me finish.

Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH

The Riddler: I have-

Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*

The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-

[bluejayscrying]

silly little Steph and joyous baby dami doodle

[anything-for-my-moons]

i can read nsfw content with a completely straight face but whenever regulus calls james "baby" in crimson rivers i go BALLISTIC.

[incorrectbatfam]

[sleepover at the Manor]

Damian, flashlight under his chin: They say the old butler cursed this house fifty years ago today!

[fifty years ago]

Alfred: Fuck this house.

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me