nerd heather

Liz Lemon + April Ludgate + Daria /// maker + liker of things /// turtle fanatic /// writer for Geek and Sundry, Amy Poehler's Smart Girls, Femsplain + more /// EIC of theTVsisters.com

[bringiton]

“The first film [Before Sunrise] is about what could be, the second [Before Sunset] is about what should have been. Before Midnight is about what it is.”

– Ethan Hawke THE BEFORE TRILOGY, dir. Richard Linklater.

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

[quotemadness]

Perhaps – I want the old days back again and they’ll never come back, and I am haunted by the memory of them…

Margaret Mitchell (via quotemadness)

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[octopuscato]

THANK YOU.

[sharooney]

“In Africa they-“

WHERE in Africa??!? WHERE??? You mean Ghana?? Egypt? Djibouti? Lesotho???? THERE ARE 58 COUNTRIES IN AFRICA. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING AFRICA.

[queer-cosette]

“In Asia they -”

WHERE in Asia??!? WHERE??? You mean China? Pakistan? India? Japan? Iran? THERE ARE 48 COUNTRIES IN ASIA. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING ASIA. 

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[something--gay]

What the fuck, I can barely get up from bed

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: women are scrutinized over every aspect of their being and are taught from birth to be self conscious about their face, their eyes, their nose, their lips, the way they sound, the way they laugh, how they do their hair, how they do their makeup, what their body looks like, what they wear, what they don’t wear, how they greet you, how they celebrate, how they eat….

man who is very intelligent: well movies created by men about their own male power fantasies expect me to have abs. it goes both ways

[sarcastic-snowflake]

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

imagine your OTP

[quotemadness]

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Charles Baudelaire (via quotemadness)

[tisawish]

What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔

[taramaclaywasaterf]

Men don’t realize what stuff like this does to young girls growing up. The effect it has on us, never seeing ourselves in power. Just like young children of color never see themselves in power. It’s just picture after picture of white men in black suits, over and over and over again. They’ll never understand what that’s like.

[ianvs-deactivated20241214]

A related problem is what this does to young boys—and especially young, white boys. This creates the idea that white men are the default members of society, and this is partly why, by the time they’re 18, so many white men are completely incapable of empathising with marginalised peoples.

[humansofnewyork]

“My wife passed away last January. We’d been married for 62 years. You caught me at a time when I’ve been thinking a lot about love because I’m reading Shakespeare’s sonnets. The definition of love is elusive, which is why we write about it endlessly. Even Shakespeare couldn’t touch it. All the greatest love stories just seem to be about physical attraction. Romeo and Juliet didn’t know ifthey liked the same books or movies. It was just physical. After 62 years, it becomes something different entirely. My wife used to say: ‘We are one.’ And believe me, she was not the type of person to overstate something. Now that she’s gone, I realize how right she was. So much of our lives were linked. We were very physical and affectionate. But we also shared every ritual of our life. I miss her every time I leave a movie and can’t ask for her opinion. Or every time I go to a restaurant and can’t give her a taste of my chicken. I miss her most at night. We got in bed together at the same time every night.”

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

When the French side of Tumblr takes over a post...

[doctorlombax]

That dude must be in so much pain

[hishap]

Reblogging again for the fucking pun

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

THANK YOU.

[bloodytales]

[notchicken]

[lookataleaf3000]

Male: hello

Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[ferait]

WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE EYEBALL ON THAT MAN’S PLATE??

[reallycoolsoup]

It be like that at waffle House

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

The blind old guy has fish gills

[faeriegodpwn]

Waffle house in Night Vale

[tlematimun]

the waitress cutting into the bloody pie