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What a dork, am I right? Oh wait, that's me. She/they/25/lesbian I'm over on Wattpad at NerdieGrl

[nerdie-grl]

You know what?

*Un-dooms your yuri*

[nerdie-grl]

And another thing!

*un-dooms your yaoi*

[nerdie-grl]

You know what?

*Un-dooms your yuri*

[writing-prompt-s]

The pregnant evil queen smirks as she places a hand on her swollen belly. "Now hero, you won't kill the mother of your own child, will you?" "Lady, I am female, infertile, and never had sex before, so that lie is not going to work on me."

[oddarette]

Howl’s Moving Castle lava lamp with emo Howl as the lava

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[joshkiszkashusband]

[kazcrowcane]

please god don’t let jkr touch the marauders era EVER and leave it exclusively to ao3 authors amen

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

[assignedmale]

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!

[nerdie-grl]

MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING: talks of suicide and self harm

I can't take sleeping pills because

my dog would like my face

desperately trying to wake me up,

I can't cut myself because

my aunt would see when we swim tomorrow

and cry her eyes out,

I can't hang myself because

my mom would find me,

I can't pull the steering wheel because

it would hurt someone else,

I can't run away to die because

my family would never stop looking,

FUCK!

I guess I'll have to live.

[mlpoutofcontext]

[lohboh]

Happy July 1st

[soulspark]

[antoniosbanderas]

Antonio Banderas + recording his voice for Puss In Boots movie

[ekjohnston]

i like that he’s holding a foil for effect

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[angstyvibes-deactivated20190313]

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[coffee-and-cusswords]

babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)

[sidsinning]

I thought it was the most hilarious thing that Adrienette's dynamic was

Adrien (platonic) loves touching Marinette and being in her personal space

While Marinette (romantic) can't handle touching Adrien on her own and can't help but recoil from him (tho ofc not all the time)

[sidsinning]

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