Adventurous Escapes

Ashley. 26. Been on here for too long. An assortment of things.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[isabellecantread]

Archaeologists have finally unearthed mambo no. 1

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[fucxingcuties]

[girlmostlikely]

[stephmood]

ok yay

[foundationaldecay]

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[segamascott]

[gaynfl-moved]

yeah

[thesunpersists]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[anxeious]

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*gets out of bed*

no

*gets back in bed*

[johnnycrass]

Instagram sucks so bad everyone I know has this particular psychosis where they're like "why did he open the reel I sent him but didn't respond", "we've been friends for so long she didn't like my story even though it's my birthday", "they liked my event post but didnt share it to their story", "what does it mean if a guy i slept with 3 times a year ago liked my story" liiiiikkkkee who gives a single fuck people only look at that shit while theyre on the toilet or in line or driving