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I've said all I need to say

[nerdygeekylovely]

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[montparnassee]

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

[bowieboosh]

Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay so I know that the reason there’s a “stark tower” in the MCU is because in 2012 no one knew that “guy with big new york tower with his name on it” was going to have different connotations in fewer than ten years, but I choose to believe that it’s because donald trump just straight up doesn’t exist in the MCU

[queerlyglittering]

They have superheroes and no Trump? They must be living in the Good Place

[bemusedlybespectacled]

pros of living in the MCU:

superheroes

no Trump

Wakanda exists

a rich white billionaire invented clean, renewable energy and shared the tech with everyone

Thor is real and currently single

cons of living in the MCU:

constant threat of alien invasion

???

[thisiswhymomworries]

alien-fuckers rejoice!!!

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[nerdygeekylovely]

EXCUSE ME

[gothictunnels]

[thewintersoldiers-moved-blog]

Tom Holland’s Instagram Story - 6/1/2018

[jasntodds]

I’m glad this is how Tom decided to spend his birthday

[usahano]

[lemondropsonice]

N°08 in the JIBWEEK 2018 photo spam - Saturday Morning: Misha

[jehovahhthickness]

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[dyospeaks]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[sherlockspeare]

This is how Sherlock survived the fall

[girlactionfigure]

[hogwartshousefriends]

“Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.”

-Slytherin

[tarjeisandvikmoe]

Love, Simon (2018) dir. by Greg Berlanti

“As soon as you came out, you said, ‘Mom, I’m still me.’ I need you to hear this. You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything…. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.”

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[nerdygeekylovely]

Kylo Hen. The chicken's name is Kylo Hen.