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let me know of any shows you suggest I should watch

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[amvs]

[argumate]

fuck, anyone who isn’t mad as hell about Guantanamo Bay needs to watch this

[namelesswarning]

two royal guards block your path

[alienpapacy]

one only tells the truth, while the other only tells lies. both pay 20 for a gram

[demilypyro]

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

[demilypyro]

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

[mariowiki]

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[yolkbread]

[pixie-wizzard]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[stevencharleston]

im screaming

[alchemust]

[firedrill]

[cross-country-suggestions]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[lady-raziel]

it’s cold out there, let him in