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[nerenicat]

short news

uuuuh ok so ive been super absent here for like months?

just wanted to let you all know im alive and ok, i just lost interest in using this website. I feel like ive been more productive and spending my time in more significant ways ever since i went on hiatus, and i sure as hell dont want to lose that

don’t get me wrong, i liked the time spent in this place and also all my mutuals ya’ll are lovely

there’s still a chance i might go back here and im a nostalgic fuck so im not deleting anytime soon, but im also not returning

ill be checking messages from time to time, in case any mutual would like to add me on discord! i am pretty active there and i always love meeting new friends!

tl;dr: im not coming back to this site anytime soon dm me tho if you want my discord!

[hydrattan]

[tamtamdi]

​Tentacool -Tentacruel

[shxnwei]

“In the dawn of the universe there was nothing, then boom! Big Bang sent six elemental crystals hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.“

[thefloatingstone]

Well THIS took longer than I meant it to! X’D

But, seeing as it’s the 15th here technically (it’s 1am) I can now legally upload it! Although I had actually done a different picture for Undertale’s 3rd anniversary X’D and this was just me wanting to draw Mew Mew Kissy Cutie after the Switch trailer! So now it feels kinda weird to be all sentimental on this picture when this is clearly rather silly???

So I will make it short for this picture!

Happy 3rd Anniversary, Undertale!

Thank you for showing up and dragging me out of a bad head space. Thank you for CONTINUING to drag my ass out of bad headspaces. Thank you for being so positive, and sharing a genuine message of love and kindness! Thank you for introducing me to so many good, kind-hearted people who have become my dearest of friends!

And thank you for completely and 100% understanding both my sense of humour, but also my want and need for affection and tenderness.

Phew! That ended up more sentimental than I meant it to ^^;

Anime is SO NOT MY COMFORT ZONE but I am beyond happy with how she turned out. Even if Tumblr’s resizing ate a lot of the details.

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

[dpdjohneggleg-deactivated201608]

((”Not just pizza”))

[cutest-angle-in-heaven]

((”but eternal damnation”))

[thestarsaredown]

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

[aricide]

As a manager a dominos i can confirm that, as an equal opportunity employer, we employ an astonishing amount of demons and hellbeasts

[gehayi]

Not surprising, as Domino’s will deliver you to Hell in thirty minutes or less.

[officialcharlemagne]

[pyrlspite]

this borders on official nintendo content thank you toby

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

[blunttheking]

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

[prismatic-bell]

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

[grimthetransman]

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

[prismatic-bell]

Ligma BALLS

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

[the-annotated-screencaps]

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

Okay but Ego was super impressed about hearing that Peter could hold an Infnity Stone, even for a couple minutes, and said he had to be his son, had to be a Celestia to survive that.

Well Jane was possed by one for a few day, so who the Hell is she related too?

Low-key, since she a Peter are basically the same age, I’m gonna headcanon now Ego got busy with some other Earth lady (you can say Ego loves Meredith, but I mean, cheating is a thing, and how much love do we really think that psycopathic planet really had in him). And, also, like, her mom died of cancer in the comics when she was nine, just like with Peter in the movies, I’m just saying. They’re totally half siblings, fight me.

An explanation for why Yondu didn’t go pick her up along with Peter though, is maybe he told Ego he’d only pick up one kid at a time (since Ravagers apparently aren’t even supposed to deal with kids at all), and then while he had Peter, figured out what was happening to Ego’s kids, so obviously didn’t go back to Earth at any point to have gotten her.

[queencfthestars]

This theory is incredibly intriguing. Now I’m trying to remember if we ever learned anything about Jane’s father….

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

Only, I think, that he was friends with Selvig, and (maybe) a scientist too (in the comics he’s a plumber),

But I dont think its a stretch to imagine Jane’s mom could have thought she’d never see Ego again, and when she ended up with another guy, that guy was around for her and Jane, and became Jane’s father and who she called dad regardless of blood relation.

(Ive been thinking about this theory non-stop since I thought of it last night. Could you imagine how dumb Odin would feel realised he didn’t think a Celestial was worthy of his Son)

[queencfthestars]

Considering how Odin treated his own second son and underestimated him at everything, it’s definitely not something he would have anticipated.

My goodness, does it make sense though. Jane Foster as half Celestial. I’m taking this theory now. That’s incredible. That would also make her and Peter Quill half siblings. Peter Quill would have a sister haha.

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

Could you imagine after everyone found out and they’re just looking between Peter and Jane like “how?”

But also, I think Jane would be the younger sister, and we know Peter’s all about Classic Family Tropes (Play catch with his dad lmao) so he’d totally be all over Thor when he finds out they used to date, like “Don’t even look at my sister dude, you lost all privilege when you broke her heart!”

“she broke up with me!”

“You abandond her to go planet hopping!”

“Because your girlfriend dad was trying to murder the universe!”

(Nebula and Loki in the back ground like “i hate this family so much”)

[queencfthestars]

@mydaddywasaplanet

[blanca-angelica-loveless-deacti]

And to add some things:

Red skull’s, eyes as he’s disintigrated by the Space Stone: Pretty normal considering who he is.

Clint’s eyes as he’s possesed by the Mind Stone: Solid black, and then settled on an erie blue

Vision, basically the Mind Stone himself: Relatively normal eyes all things considered.

Malekith possesed by the Reality Stone: Brown, weird beatle-like reflectiveness.

Wanda, using the power obtained from the Mind Stone: only the irises change

Natasha, being possesed by the second-hand power of the mind stone: only the irises change

Jane and Peter possessed by the Reality and Power Stones: White sclera turn black, irises turn a glowy-neon.

Lots of different reactions, but Jane’s and Peter’s are the same, soooo,,,,,

[queencfthestars]

Reblogging this again because Tumblr is eating posts I make recently.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

What if her mom also told her tales of a man from space? Like she figured out her father wasn’t her father? So that’s why she goes into the field of study she does. She might be trying to find proof or find him subconsciously. “Space is part of me” is probably something her heart tells her now. It’s a comfort, it helps ground her and helps her feel like her true self. I mean, she had a fairly calm reaction to Thor at first, even though she also responded like a normal person for the most part… Just a bit too calm and collected. She was excited but maybe she half expected to find something like this one day. Like him.

[rsfcommonplace]

GIVE ME THE FIC!!!!

[rmh8402]

Ok I’m loving this headcanon!!

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

[podcastwizard]

i’m davenport! i’m davenport.

[ohdoyouthinksodoctor-deactivate]

Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets

[tariqah]

No offense but what the fuck

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

bus father

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[owo]

blizzard really came through with this patch huh