Now Pussy Listen

•Matt •23•He/They•

[naggingatlas]

[naggingatlas]

low poly sims 4 frog chuffing back a fat log monday

[jestergal]

[dizzzypup-deactivated20240415]

[vedajuno]

i know it’s pretty stiff competition but I’d REALLY like to nominate Stygiomedusa gigantea as a hot contender for “most fucked up thing to blindly brush up against while swimming in the abyss”

[vedajuno]

hm. actually im pretty sure this is a daemon or fae of some kind

[eremitical]

original pic for those interested

[tonyzaret]

Ok confession time - when I was 12 I was a HUGE Mr Beast fan, but his content is basically pure cringe to me now that I’m 82.

[toastbutteregg]

[nflstreet]

new strat

[treecitysessions]

This is foul KDJKSFKKSMFJSKCKS

[nerdside]

No thoughts, head empty, just Pearl end credits

[qmiel-deactivated20180628]

[centurycolor]

i would literally die if a boy did this to me

[vendie]

Chuu will win the world cup

[dykemd]

[grox]

fluttershy was humiliated in front of all of cloudsdale

Okay

[duncebento]

it’s not okay with me

[nerfvileplume]

Returning to tumblr even tho the last time I was on this app was during the most toxic years of my life

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[sometransgal]

I can't believe they made Barbie a furry

[somecallmekay]

Goooooooooood......

FUCKING MORNING?

[sometransgal]

They made Barbie a furry

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

[sindri42]

She's had every other job. And you already knew she was a software developer.

[emotion-deluxe]

How big is your dick?

This big! *gestures vaguely*

[mokitimo]

AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING"

[jadedaunicorn87]

So I'm making a callout post on Twitter.com!

[mokitimo]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

[jadedaunicorn87]

Well guess what? HERE'S WHY MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

*pshwuh*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS! NO QUILLS! NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS ON A BONG

[emotion-deluxe]

[oldbaton]

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

[posiehedge]

[glutko]