I don't know what i'm doing

[notyournoma]

[helvyeah1]

“we shouldn’t be doing this”

[sindar-princeling]

I was in a shop where someone was clearly watching the two towers in the background and I recognised it by sound alone after 2 seconds which makes me sound insane to an average person. and I could actually explain it very easily but of course trying to explain it with "well I only recognised it so fast because this specific version of the lorien theme only plays during the battle at helm's deep" does nothing to make me sound less insane

[sindar-princeling]

i love yalls tags so much ajsjshshd

[partypuppy-nastja]

"LotR is second nature to us, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the leitmotifs of The Breaking of the Fellowship and one or two hobbit songs"

"And the Minas Morgul theme, of course"

"Of course"

[bluntosism]

this entire paragraph .. yeah

[dark-ethereal-visions]

A message from Elijah Wood on the enduring quality of LOTR.

[konoko]

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[emery-matsushita-vt]

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking

[runraerun]

how it feels watching Star Trek for the first time.

[plumebeat]

the pitt women sketch dump

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[maelancoli]

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

[noah-wyles]

NOAH WYLE WHEN I CATCH YOU

[whitakers-intern]

?????

[teafromthemicrowave]

needed to get this out of my system so here are hucklerobby kissies

[angiepolaski]

whitsantos mood

[tyrennosaurs]

how tasteful

Now available as a print!

[dimorisik-indapitt]

teeny tiny behaviour correction 🤏

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.