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queer | 18 🍸 jemily is headcanon

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“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3

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is there like any news on criminal minds season 20 or do i pull a kurt cobain?

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if jemily doesn't happen in sesason 19, i'm blocking this show.. if that's possible..

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ok i'm done pretending guys.. he was MAD fine 🙂‍↕️

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i miss these kind of photos of aj & paget sm :(( the s19 content NEEDS to come !!

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the vest STAYS TF ON.

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aj cook's arms. that's it. i have zero appropriate thoughts.

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i'd murder someone and bring myself into custody if it meant that emily prentiss would look at me like this 😖😖 i need her guys. insanely.

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NOW THAT'S A CUNTY AAAHHHH TOP 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (this was taken with a microwave)

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SHE'S SO ADORABLE I WANNA HOLD HER 😖😖

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LITERALLY LIKE...?????????

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JEMILY MEMES PART 5:

JJ: Did you just buy another coffee machine?

Emily: It's an espresso system.

JJ: We literally have three..?

Emily: ...This one speaks Italian.

Emily: Why are there five different types of cereal in the pantry?

JJ: Options.

Emily: You eat the same one every morning.

JJ: Options.

Emily: Are you mad at me?

JJ: No.

Emily: You just slammed a door in my face JJ.

JJ: That's called closing with emphasis.

JJ: You can't just solve every problem with sarcasm.

Emily: Watch me.

JJ: Why is there glitter on your face?

Emily: ..No reason.

JJ: Emily.

Emily: Fine, i lost a fight with your crafting supplies.

Emily: Do you want tea or coff-

JJ: Yes.

Emily: I didn't eve-

JJ: Yes.

JJ: You're staring.

Emily: You're pretty.

JJ: You're biased.

Emily: Yes.

Emily: You drive me crazy.

JJ: The good kind?

Emily: ...Mostly.

JJ: You're glowing.

Emily: I'm sweating, JJ.

JJ: Glowing.

JJ: I dare you to kiss me.

Emily: JJ, we're literally dating.

JJ: Still counts.

Emily: Did you just trip on air?

JJ: The floor attacked me.

Emily: Whatever you say beautiful.

JJ: Why are we whispering?

Emily: Because secrets.

JJ: What secrets?

Emily: I forgot.

Emily: Don't let me text anyone.

JJ: Too late, you already texted me "marry me."

Emily: ...And?

Emily: Did you just hiss at the printer?

JJ: It started it.

Emily: Why is the smoke alarm going off?!

JJ: Cookin'.

Emily: Or arson?

JJ: Same thing.

JJ: Emily.. why do you look guilty?

Emily: ..No reason.

JJ: EMILY.

Emily: Okay, the blender is dead.

Emily: JJ.. Why is Sergio wearing sunglasses?

JJ: Uhm, witness protection?

Emily: JJ WHAT HAPPENED?!

JJ: Oh, i just needed help opening the pickle jar.

Emily: You texted me "BABY HELP ME" in all caps.

JJ: Very urgent, yes.

Emily: Are you ignoring me?

JJ: No, i'm pretending not to hear you.

Emily: ..That's literally ignoring me.

JJ: You left the fridge open.

Emily: No, i left it available.

JJ: ..Emily.

Emily: Why are you eating cake for breakfast?

JJ: It has eggs in it.

Emily: ..You know what, fine.

JJ: Why are you wearing different socks?

Emily: Multiverse fashion.

JJ: You're talking to the plants again.

Emily: They need encouragement.

JJ: You just threatened one.

Emily: Motivational ecouragement.

Emily: Why are you staring at me?

JJ: Waiting for you to make a bad decision.

Emily: Then do not blink.

Emily: I bought snacks.

JJ: Emily, that's wine.

Emily: Yes, snacks, it's grape-based.

Emily: Is that my hoodie?

JJ: Your hoodie? It's ours now.

JJ: We should get a dog.

Emily: You can barely feed yourself.

Emily: I don't need sleep.

JJ: And i don't need a girlfriend who dies of caffeine overdose..?

JJ: Why are you smiling like that?

Emily: I have an idea.

JJ: God help us all..

Emily: What's for dinner?

JJ: You said you'd cook.

Emily: ..Takeout?

Emily: Did you just steal my fries?

JJ: Finders keepers.

JJ: Be honest, am i dramatic?

Emily: Do you want the truth or emotional support?

JJ: You keep staring.

Emily: You keep being worth staring at.

Emily: Why are you looking at my legs?

JJ: Where else would i be looking?

Emily: Stop calling me ma'am.

JJ: Yes ma'am.

Emily: You're blushing.

JJ: I am plotting murder.

Emily: Cute!

JJ: Do you like my outfit?

Emily: I like the part where it's removable.

JJ: You're mine.

Emily: Yes yes, keep reminding me.

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look at my lawyer dawg, i'm going to jail 😖

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JENNIFER JAREAU BRING BACK UR CUNTY AHHH OUTFITS I BEG

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LITERALLY WHO LET THESE KIDS INTO THE FBI ???? 😭😭

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JEMILY MEMES PART 4:

JJ: We need groceries.

Emily: We have food at home.

JJ: Not wine.

Emily: ..Get in the car.

Emily: I can't stop thinking about you.

JJ: That's a you problem.

Emily: It's a we problem now.

JJ: I'd follow you anywhere, Emily.

Emily: Even to paperwork?

JJ: Let's not get crazy.

JJ: What's your weakness?

Emily: You.

JJ: ..Same.

JJ: Emily.. Are you drunk again?

Emily: No.

JJ: You're holding a traffic cone.

Emily: IS MA NEW HAT!

JJ: Let me be your sugar mommy today.

Emily: I'm literally like 10 years older than you.

JJ: Sugar.. cousin?

JJ: You can't just kiss me in the middle of the bullpen!

Emily: Then stop looking so fucking kissable..?

Emily: You wanna make bad decisions?

JJ: You mean fun decisions?

Emily: Yeah, yeah. What you said.

JJ: You're my favorite human.

Emily: You say that like you know aliens.

JJ: I can neither confirm or deny.

Emily: We should get married.

JJ: ..You're holding a taser.

Emily: So?

JJ: What is this? Wine or juice?

Emily: Yes.

Emily: Why are you wet?

JJ: It's raining.

Emily: Oh, i thought you just saw me.

Emily: Why did you just text me "wyd"?

JJ: Just asked.

Emily: I'm sitting right beside you.

JJ: I missed you.

Emily: Let's run away together?

JJ: Where would we even go?

Emily: The wine aisle.

Emily: Are you wearing my hoodie?

JJ: No.

Emily: It literally says "Prentiss" on the back.

JJ: No it does not.

Emily: Are you busy later?

JJ: Not really.

Emily: Cool, i need help hiding a body.

JJ: You mean finding a body..?

Emily:

JJ: EMILY?

JJ: Did you just buy 4 bottles of champagne?

Emily: Well, what does it look like?

JJ: For what?

Emily: Tuesday.

JJ: You kissed me in front of Rossi.

Emily: He's old, he'll forget.

Emily: I have a plan?

JJ: Is it legal?

Emily:

Emily: ..Define legal.

Emily: You're my happy place.

JJ: You're my chaos.

JJ: You look like trouble.

Emily: And you look like you want some.

Emily: I said "be subtle".

JJ: And i said "i don't know what that means".

Emily: I bought you flowers.

JJ: Emily. What did you do..?

Emily: You can't just solve everything with kisses.

JJ: *kisses her* ..Did it work?

Emily: Piss off.

Emily: You're a masterpiece.

JJ: You're biased.

Emily: Correct.

JJ: Stop staring at my ass.

Emily: Then stop walking away from me.

Emily: You're making me lose focus.

JJ: Mission accomplished.

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ok so.. y'all see it too right..?