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[flower-swift]

you can’t spell disappointment without men.

[officialunitedstates]

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

[permacultivated]

this is so true

[officialunitedstates]

I know

[radsee]

What’s going on here

[officialunitedstates]

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

[storybookhawke]

Me: bites into chip very quietly

Dog:

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

me as a kid watching mulan lament on how she could never be a perfect daughter, cutting her hair short and pretending to be a man

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[yo-its-matt]

another fine post from god herself

[muchymozzarella]

Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen today is that “Tony Stark is for the straights” post so reblog this if you’re gay and you love Tony Stark

[noturaveragedumbass-deactivated]

Don’t think of Pepper, who always knew that Iron Man would be the death of Tony, watch as her prediction came to fruition, and not be able to do anything about it except give him one last parting kiss on the cheek.

Don’t think of Happy, who had been with Tony long before he had returned from being held by terrorists, after which he had immediately asked for a cheeseburger. Don’t think of how he must have felt when his daughter asked for the same thing after Tony’s death.

Don’t think of Peter, who had finally gotten that hug when he wasn’t turning to ash, only to have Tony slip away only a few moments later. Don’t think of how it must have felt for him to lose yet another parental figure, the grief he must have faced.

Don’t think of Rhodey, who had known Tony since they were both in MIT, and who had already nearly lost him to terrorists all those years ago. Who had been by his side all these years, especially during his Avenging, only to watch as he slipped away.

Don’t think of Harley, who had met Tony so long ago in his shed, and who hadn’t heard much else from him until his funeral.

Don’t think of Morgan, who was only five, and whose last words to her father were “I love you 3000,” and who had these very words returned to her in the recording Tony left behind before he died.

And definitely don’t think of Tony, who was so close to the happy ending he fought so hard for. Who had his second kid back — the first being Harley — and even had a third with the love of his life.

Don’t think of Earth, which had lost its Greatest Defender in the process of being avenged.

[perfecly]

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

[kadywicker]

stop making deep gay movies 2k19 I want my gays kissing while swinging on a grappling hook from generic sci fi alien monster #12 so I don’t have to think about jackshit

[geekybriggs]

So, quantity over quality?

[kadywicker]

nah I just don’t want the same exact plot line of “woman meets woman. woman is married and straight! why does she feel attracted to her if straight? the word bi doesn’t exist and she cheats on her husband for two hours then someone dies or they never see each other again” for wlw and “just straight up pedophilia or abuse” for mlm. I want fun gay movies w out tragedy. deep gay movies like moonlight are good and needed but “deep” gay movies like call me by your name or blue is the warmest color have gotta go.

also a lot of ppl just prefer sci fi/fantasy to drama and there should be more genre options for gay movies than just period dramas or tragedies

[c3rvida3]

I have a lot of teenage friends/mutuals who are “mature” and cool and whatever, but the bottom line is, unless you’re helping them with gender, sexual orientation, mental illness, abuse, etc. you shouldn’t be having conversations with a minor that you wouldn’t have in front of their parents.

The internet is weird. Some of my favourite artists on here are, like, sixteen. Teenagers are talented! They’re funny! They’re cool! They’re people.

But they’re also kids, and you have to respect and understand that, because ultimately, any friendship you have with a minor is also a responsibility, and if the fact that y'all both like the same cartoons is enough to make you “forget” that, or enough to make you “overlook” that, it isn’t a responsibility you’re ready for.

The only reason you should ever be in a kid’s life as an adult is because you’re prepared to be the kind of adult you needed at their age. That’s it.

If the relationship gets more intimate than “older sibling”, you’re being gross. If you’re saying anything to them that could be taken as a sexual advance or as emotional abuse “out of context”, you’re objectively being gross! If you’re relying on a kid to be your best friend in the same way a fellow adult would, your probably being, you guessed it, super gross. Full stop.

[c3rvida3]

I don’t want any of my younger mutuals to see this and feel like I don’t respect you or care about you or like you, by the way. It’s the exact opposite! I think you’re great, and I want you to be healthy and happy, and part of that is establishing boundaries and understanding how we’re different, even if we have a lot in common that makes us great friends! That’s a great thing to do in any friendship.

[literallyaflame]

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

[eggco]

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Literally imagine talking to a child like this

[vivid-escapist]

“Me and my husband who are two consenting adults in a long-term relationship call each other babe so I think every adult male stranger should be able to call underage girls babe too”

is what I’m getting from this

[phoenixxrae]

Stefan: ME AND MY FRIEND FROM THE FUTURE

Me:

[jumex]

can yall be quiet? im trying to be boring

[mrsgingles]

If there’s one thing that I didn’t expect to take away from IW it’s kinda sorta liking Benadryl Cucumber and the chemistry between him and RDJ ok I’m actually really into it.  like, you can’t tell me Tony wasn’t hella attracted to the guy who could effortlessly keep up with his wit

[twitterrpacks]

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