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korolevx-deactivated20180128

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

korolevx-deactivated20180128

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

lured-deactivated20170602

what does Quil do

softbutxh-deactivated20170428

All the time all the time

phantomrose96

Becca pointed out to me that in an early episode of Gravity Falls, The Legend of the Gobblewonker, Stan has a licence plate with “Stanley Mobile” on it. (“STNLYMBL”)

Which is rather strange, considering Stan’s full name is Stanford.

I’ve seen theories, or perhaps just headcanons, floating around that Stan is a twin. Stan must have (or must have had) a sibling who is Dipper and Mabel’s grandmother or grandfather. Twins often run in the family, and “Stanley” and “Stanford” sounds like a cute pair of names for twin boys.

I don’t know if those idea are substantiated or not. I don’t know if the family will ever be touched on or if they’re significant at all, but it seems like a pretty weird error to make for the animator to confuse “Stanley” with “Stanford”

phantomrose96

Lmao

homebeccer

Wonder if anything comes from this

tongue-twists

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

tongue-twists

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

doyouremem8erme

beemovieerotica

inbabylontheywept

At my job, a rite of passage for new mechanical engineers is to repair a fridge from the Ancient Graveyard of Fridges.

All the ME’s know their fridge, and love their fridge, and take personal offense if the people using it don’t keep things clean and orderly. But we have one ME that also does powerlifting, and he just takes his fridge with him to where he’s working in the building. Like if he’s doing repairs in the basement, he carries his big red fridge down the stairs and if he’s working in one of the lab wings, he’ll carry it up the stairs and if he’s machining parts, he even carries the fridge across the street to the machine shop.

It’s incredible.

Two points.

1. I am pretty sure he doesn’t want to fuck the fridge. It’s more like his pet dog. His little buddy. He always talks to it like he’s a coach and it’s his dumb but incredibly talented star quarterback. I have this weird theory that he’s emulating a role model from his past, and while doing so, displaces his own personality onto the fridge. Which is fascinating from a psychoanalysis aspect and maybe a therian one too. Maybe all powerlifters just have fridgesonas that they’re trying to become.

2. The other ME’s are insanely jealous of his ability to just relocate the fridge. They all wish they could take their fridges with them, they’re just not strong enough to single handedly carry a fridge up and down two flights of stairs on a whim.

wholesome-animal-images

wizardarchetypes

HEEELPPP a six year old just came into the nature center and she had SO many questions. it's pouring rain and nobody else is here but her family so non-stop for an hour she had my full attention. by the end of it i had half my field guides open to various insects and mammals and birds and she just kept going.

she became extremely fixated on bigfoot and asked about the ways people try to prove its existence until I was explaining DNA to her, and she asked such thoughtful questions! she said, "what if someone found a skull they thought might be bigfoot, and there was hair left over. could we use DNA from hair to prove it's bigfoot?" but before i could answer, she said, "but if you don't have a living bigfoot that you KNOW is bigfoot, to take hair from, how could you know this hair from this dead bigfoot is really bigfoot hair?" !!!! what an awesome question!!

so this 6 year old and i started discussing control groups in scientific studies and she was so engaged!!

then the bigfoot talk led to discussions of extinction which led to dinosaurs, and she said, "what I don't understand is why people say dinosaurs are extinct, but they also say that dinosaurs became birds. how could they all be extinct if they became something else?"

she asked questions that really challenged me in that figuring out how to answer them on the fly in a way that's digestible wasn't totally straightforward.

a few minutes ago, the adult with her said it was time to go and get ice cream and she said, "can't you see I have 1,000 more questions to ask? i have to just bloooowwww them all out now so you don't have to answer them later."

I saw my younger self in her so much LOL. They said they're coming back tomorrow and I said, "I won't be here, but my colleague knows even more than I do!" And she said, "Well, I hope so. He's gonna need to."

wizardarchetypes

I'm glad everyone is as charmed by this kid as I was hahaha! At one point I was just sitting on the floor with her going through a guide to North American mammals, discussing every single cat.

trufflesmushroom

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

trufflesmushroom

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

trufflesmushroom

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

bonelessnerd

This might be the best creepypasta I’ve ever seen

writing-prompt-s

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

emmikay

HOLY SHIT

neverwonderneverremember

randomalistic

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

theweirdwideweb

thatnordicguy

anchorage lol

repeat urgent request more diphtheria antitoxin lol

nome in grave danger lol

please help lol

owlservice

One of the greatest additions to a post ever

derinthescarletpescatarian

It's a good thing we invented cars and electric light systems so that we could invent safe BDSM. Before then healthy communication was impossible.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#Yes cowboys have never been in a situation where they need to communicate with simple commands 'go fast slow down stop'#to another animal#Woah i canter believe this to trot out an example resction