Tales Of An English Lass

Actress who likes to sing and sometimes dance... only in my kitchen! "If music be the food of love, play on"

[what-strange-lives-we-live]

I hope our daughters are born with so much fire in their souls, they could put volcanoes and stars to shame.

Nikita Gill, Girls Made of Fire (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

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Every time..... I laugh every damn time! 😂

[quotemadness]

And you’ll always love me won’t you? Yes. And the rain won’t make any difference? No.

Ernest Hemingway (via quotemadness)

Love always, often & forever. Especially in the rain...

[bethgreenesgf-archive]

Now we’ve finished our tea and biscuits, we’re going to move on to a more challenging exercise.

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This is my face every Wednesday before body pump...

[squishthebean]

Reblog if you support and/or are a part of the LGBTQA+ community, and its individuals.

By putting this on your blog, you are saying that you support gay marriage, gay rights, bi/poly/pan rights, and most of all, resent homophobia.

[alfrescotree]

There may be no more pushing off the stool, or no more fruit friends, but I’ll always gallop with gay abandon, and I’ll always find a euphemism in anything. I’ll always sing if someone inadvertently speaks song lyrics and I’ll always love the word “plunge”. And that is not being a child, but sometimes the world needs to be jollied.

[bey]

i am a firm believer that people who are meant to be in your life will come back no matter how far they may wander.

[quotemadness]

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.

Richard P. Feynman (via quotemadness)

[dolichomorph]

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

[toocutetopay-deactivated2016021]

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

[likingthistoomuch]

This gave me the spirit!!!

[netimetoplay]

I always think that love is a little bit of magic... Where does the feeling for that one person come from, if not from a little bit of magic...

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I'm NOT crying...

... When my hayfever is so bad, it makes me look like I am over emotional about everything...

[hepburny]

Happy 87th Birthday, Audrey Hepburn! ( May 4, 1929 - January 20, 1993 ) “The greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my shortcomings… I’m a long way from the human being I’d like to be. But I’ve decided I’m not so bad after all.” 

[quotemadness]

Speak your heart. If they don’t understand, the message was never meant for them anyway.

Yasmin Mogahed (via quotemadness)

Yes.....

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Dixie Chicks....

You did NOT disappoint..... 😍🎸🎤

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Life troubles...

Why does tumblr decide to chuck me out the app....just as I get to the good bits...... 🙄

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Tea making...

How is it every time I make a cuppa, I manage to spill boiling water everywhere!!! Like EVERYWHERE!

[best-shower-thoughts]

I wish I could switch how I feel in the morning and the night, so when I wake up it feels like there’s no way I could go back to sleep and when I go to bed I fall asleep the second I close my eyes. / cr

[netimetoplay]

Everyday........... 😏

[blackfashion]

Name a celebrity with the same birthday as you and what you have in common.

May 11th - BlacChyna - petty

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June 15th - Ice Cube - once had a good day

[te-amo-corazon]

December 20th - Jonah Hill - the stupid shit we do is apparently funny to people. oh and we’re both stoners 😎

[blackberryshawty]

october 27th - sylvia plath - clinical depression

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Sep 29 anita ekberg- both beautiful

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Sep 14 - Amy winehouse - eyeliner and Jewish

[babywhy]

July 24- Jennifer Lopez- Mariah Carey still doesn’t know me…

[jackafz]

March 27 - Mariah Carey - We still don’t know JLO

[hypersexualsportswear]

July 30 - Gina Rodriguez - We are both famous latinas lol

[devon-aoki]

January 12th - Zayn Malik  - Gay

[tachikoma]

Aug 15 - joe jonas - gay

[shadowcat]

June 5 - mark wahlberg -garbage human beings

[driflloon]

october 21st, hari nef and kim k i think

[neruda-bro]

January 7th - blue ivy - geniuses

[whistlenotes]

september 8- pink- both mediocre

[venusianhag]

Fran Drescher–we’re both beautiful, perfect, and expensive

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Sept 23. - Bruce Springsteen - sad about the decline of middle class America

[stilljewelss]

May 24 - Queen Victoria. We both refuse to believe lesbians exist (JOKE. Obviously).

[pnutbuttertits]

April 6: Paul Rudd - both are beloved by most Americans

[laurensaysrelax]

Sept 5- Michael Keaton- everyone’s favorite Batman.

[buymyfeetpics]

Feb 16- Sonny Bono, not great at skiing.

[404-patience-not-found]

March 8: Kat Von D - We’ve both been engaged to two losers we didn’t end up marrying.

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Feb 7th: Garth Brooks- We are both fat rednecks?

[leveractionlady-deactivated2017]

Jan 25th: Calum Hood - Favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

Nov 20th: future - literally nothing

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

April 28th - @coffeeandspentbrass - we both love guns

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May 13th - Robert Pattinson - we both sparkly faggotz

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August 1st - Jason Momoa - we both share our dad’s middle name

[doseofdavis]

September 12 - Louis CK - awkward but not afraid to call a bitch out

[professional-cinephile-deactiva]

April 11th - Joel Grey - Oscar winning gays

[lesleygorgasm]

November 19th-Jodie Foster-both gay af

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August 12th - Yvette Nicole Brown - we both love Gillian Jacobs tbh.

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May 4th - Audrey Hepburn - both had breakfast at Tiffany's