yamablog

i blog on some times

[neulakyussra]

VERY SURPRISED THAT PEOPLE I FOLLOW STILL USE THIS

[lierdumoa]

“The truth is, chivalry has basically fuck all to do with women, and everything to do with horses. See, the word “chivalry” comes from the French word “chevalier,” which comes from “cheval,” which means “horse.” Chivalry is literally just “rules for if you have a horse.” This was an important set of rules to have in chivalry times. Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages; if you had a horse, you could absolutely kill anybody who didn’t have a horse and nobody was going to say a god damn thing. The only thing stopping you was chivalry. That’s what chivalry was for. Chivalry was – and still is – basically a way of saying, “okay, I have an optimized death machine between my legs, maybe I should look out for people who don’t have one of these.” So it’s not that chivalry is specifically about defending women because women are weak. It’s that chivalry is about defending people who don’t own horses, and in the middle ages women didn’t own shit.”

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Chivalry Isn’t Dead, You Just Don’t Know What the Fuck it is.

Also:

“Chivalry boils down to three things: mercy, charity, and humility. Mercy means being conscious of your advantages, and treating other humans gently. Charity means giving without expecting anything in return. Humility means accepting your mistakes, and recognizing that those who don’t have your advantages aren’t your inferiors.“

(via gallifreygal)

[nightbringer24]

I do take issue with the very oversimplification of saying that women in Medieval Europe ‘didn’t own shit’, but the rest is gold.

[communistsloth-deactivated20220]

[shaolinbynature]

Ellen “Knuck if you buck” Pompeo waiting for Joanne to pull up on the corner for Crenshaw and Slauson to beat her ass as promised

[thethuglifeishard]

Lmao

[sunflowersandgold]

I SCREAMED 😭

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

Wow now I have start watching Greys Anatomy again!

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[niktipolos]

“The real expression of political nihilism would be in voting and writing letters to politicians, joining a political party, believing in freedoms and rights, etc. since in our modern age these actions are quite clearly emptied of all content and importance. This modern society is, for anyone who sees clearly, disappearing and decaying. Those who believe in a world with no future are the real nihilists, as they never allow life and action to expand past the official boundaries delineated by society.”

— Applied Metaphysics, WhitherBuro (via imaginary-partisan)

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

Ooooooohhhmyyyyygooood

[mynipplesarehuge]

this cat is fucking RIPPED

[mynipplesarehuge]

in case you nerds haven’t seen this RIPPED cat

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

We get it that’s your fursona just post it and go

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[mimicq]

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[blackpyrefly]

Repost if your brave.

[fujoshiwarrior]

people who repost this are braver than any us marine

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

i fuck like im heading to war

[isucktoesforreal]

*slips and falls into the pussy*

[porterr-robinson]

[springdai]

this is the most bellarke thing ive ever read in my life

[springdai]

update

[sociallinkmax]

me: *is having a fun time in the beach*

game: ur friends are now ready to die for you

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[shejla21]

[illogical-bullshit]

I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me

[bad-4chan-literature]