The Consolations of Neurophilosophy

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

[hanari502]

EXCUSE YOU

[rice-baller]

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

[blinkpen]

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

[khatoblepas]

[neurophilosophaster]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are avatars of Maturin. They live in the sewers to give perpetual chase to Pennywise, preventing the The Eater of Worlds from overtaking the human realm.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

What if you were at a meeting at work and your boss suddenly stood up and said “tacos!!” then sat down and said “haha, sorry about that everyone. You know I just get so random sometimes”

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Then you would be a telsa employee

[neurophilosophaster]

Armin Tamzarian did nothing wrong

[neurophilosophaster]

mfw when I was on vacation and realized that I didn't have to run out of clean clothes because laundry machines exist outside my home:

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

here’s @somuchforthetolerantleft and my 4000 contest entry. it’s about the engine that powers the American Empire

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

you bitches best get used to this im gonna make sure everyone who hates America reads my scp

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

yo if you have an scp account, read this, and like it, you need to upvote this. it IS a contest.

[neurophilosophaster]

I’d watch a JURASSIC PARK prequel that had no dinosaurs, and was just Henry Wu making his way through grad school.

[neurophilosophaster]

UNIVERSITY ETHICS REVIEW BOARD CHAIRMAN: [takes off glasses, pinches bridge of his nose] “So. You were supposed to insert a gene that gave fruit flies more bristles on their legs.” WU: “Yes.” CHAIRMAN: “But instead, you inserted a quarter of the genome of an Africanized killer bee.” WU: “Yes.” CHAIRMAN: “But why?” WU: “The bees’ genome stimulated bristle growth, while also increasing the flies’ aggression and ability to cooperate.” CHAIRMAN: “Again, I have to ask—why?”

[neurophilosophaster]

I'd watch a JURASSIC PARK prequel that had no dinosaurs, and was just Henry Wu making his way through grad school.

[neurophilosophaster]

[neurophilosophaster]

OUT: beach bodies (slim, athletic, tanned, waxed) IN: open ocean bodies (at least four tons of blubber, dorsal breathing ducts, teeth replaced by baleen sieves for filtering krill)

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

i love how good humans are at domesticating flora and fauna to our Wills we have superpowers

[neurophilosophaster]

imagine an extraterrestrial science fiction author from a planet that never developed husbandry or genetic engineering writing a nine-volume saga about THE FLESHSHAPERS OF EARTH

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

the first volume of FLESHSHAPERS OF EARTH is all about cavemen trying to make a wolf that won’t bite them

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

The second volume is Adventures In Milking Things

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

i love how good humans are at domesticating flora and fauna to our Wills we have superpowers

[neurophilosophaster]

imagine an extraterrestrial science fiction author from a planet that never developed husbandry or genetic engineering writing a nine-volume saga about THE FLESHSHAPERS OF EARTH

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

the first volume of FLESHSHAPERS OF EARTH is all about cavemen trying to make a wolf that won’t bite them

[neurophilosophaster]

In her full regalia, Okoye wears golden neck rings, while lower-ranking Dora Milaje wear silver rings. This visual distinction was established in Black Panther, but I didn't notice it until my second viewing of Infinity War.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

i love how good humans are at domesticating flora and fauna to our Wills we have superpowers

[neurophilosophaster]

imagine an extraterrestrial science fiction author from a planet that never developed husbandry or genetic engineering writing a nine-volume saga about THE FLESHSHAPERS OF EARTH

[neurophilosophaster]

[circa 1000 CE, at the future site of Hogwarts] GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: “We oughta sort kids by which of our most defining character traits they embody.” ROWENA RAVENCLAW: “That would needlessly create an atmosphere of cliquishness, and anyway psychometric tests are inaccurate—” GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: “Oh there wouldn't be tests. My hat would just peer into the deepest recesses of their being. On their first day. And in front of everyone.”

[neurophilosophaster]

"The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy."—Albert Camus (1913-1960)

[neurophilosophaster]

WARNING: This post may be inappropriate for younger readers

I thought that the title of the situation comedy The Big Bang Theory was simply an allusion to the fact that its protagonists are physicists. However, it has been brought to my attention that “bang” is also an idiom referring to the act of sexual intercourse. Do you think anyone at CBS realized this when they approved that title? You don’t think they would knowingly name a primetime program after a double entendre, do you?