Changing The Stars

I’m over 30 and still on this fucking website. I’m tired and I’ll post whatever I want. ~ACAB~

[bluebirdmask]

this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)

[cognitiveinequality]

It blows my mind that someone would post this, then choose not to link to the video:

[catsofinstagram]

[perfectlydelightfulinternet-dea]

Playing video games with a cat really do be like this

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[mousouchuu-v2]

Vinny makes ice cream.

[goredanimal]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[kettleburner]

That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???

[tuulikki]

I feel like a lot of people might not know that that dude’s snore sounds exactly like the seat slides in a crew shell, which is why his buddies are rowing, which is why this is fucking priceless

[weaver-z]

Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video

[katkrow-deactivated20211029]

The begininng is so misleading

[madnesswithasideofsanity]

Pete Wentz off the shits again

[jacobtheloofah]

a clip from the mbmbam outtakes of griffin’s invention proposals, in which griffin and travis are goofballs and justin turns into a lobster

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Sometimes I think about the cheeseburger song from VeggieTales and how the burger joint was a parody reatraunt called “Burger Bell” with clown mascot, so, clearly an amalgam of Buger King, Taco Bell, and McDonald’s to avoid using any of these trademarked names...

and then the diner across the street is literally just Denny’s. Like the actual Denny’s.

it has the ®️in the karaoke version and everything

[kaispeakshermind]

Man I love VeggieTales so much

[april]

yooo… what if dracula was a milf

[meow-77]

her NAME is MORTICIA ADDAMS

[april]

youre absolutely right. im so sorry morticia addams

[unclefather]

the first time i got my period was when i went on a school field trip to the benjamin button museum 

[unclefather]

benjamin franklin museum

[notvoid]

[singoallala]

This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of "Impregnerad mot vatten", i.e. "Water proof".

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.

[whatbigotspost]

There’s so much going on that we aren’t even able to give due attention to right now:

The US economy lost 140,000 jobs in December. All of them were held by women

The economic recovery is backtracking, and women — particularly women of color — are bearing the brunt of the job losses.

ALSO the headline is somewhat misleading. The data actually shows that it is WOMEN OF COLOR who are most impacted:

From the link:

Among women, Latinas currently have the highest unemployment rate at 9.1%, followed by Black women at 8.4%. White women have the lowest unemployment rate at 5.7%.”

[brucebocchi]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[cryptid-sighting]

Pirate Bay Founder Thinks Parler’s Inability to Stay Online Is ‘Embarrassing’

Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi calls Parler’s face plant in the wake of its deplatforming 'embarrassing,' driven by 'egotism.'

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[attorneytrash]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]