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Episode 24: Doppelgangered — We’re back with the shocking reveal! A twist so dramatic it will shake the very core of our champions! The beloved bard Rictus has been replaced by a Doppelganger or perhaps he was always one in disguise!? What sinister plot does he have for the heroes and who will survive the battle to come?

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Episode 24: Nothing matches my barrel — With their first magic item secured and first major challenge dealt with... The NPCs enjoy their spoils of war in only a fashion they can muster. What grime information does Deronis have that will shatter the very foundation of their “friendships”!? More importantly where is Rictus?

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Episode 23: Nice Belt... But why no Pants? — With V’orka’s brutal take down on Mid-Boss, the team has discovered their first magic item! What does the rest of the cultist lair hold in store for our “heroes” and will Hinak ever get any pants? 

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Episode 22: These Arts are not Martial — Well... that escalated quickly! As V’orka unleashes a torrent of rage and hateful blows upon the Mid-Boss... Will Mag be able to convince Hinak that none of the assault has anything to do with Monk training? Quite doubtful. 

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Episode 21: Error 404: Flashback not found —  The time has finally come! It’s Half-Orc vs. Bugbear! As V’orka unleashes her bloodlust will Mid-Boss be able to survive her onslaught of the martial arts?  I must say she doesn’t look very peaceful and serene...

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Episode 20: Dwarves can’t run — I mean their legs are so stubby. As Hinak and Mag argue about their forthcoming deaths... V’orka enters into the scene. Will the Half Orc Monk be able to survive this Game of Death? Will Hinak ever find any clothes? All signs point to No.

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Episode 19: +7 to Attack — This encounter is looking deadly for our ‘heroes’! Looks like rushing into things have finally caught up with them. Will the NPCs be able to flee or will they become just another TPK.

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Episode 18: And his name is Therman — As Hinak and Mid-Boss flex battle... the rest of the group decides to handle the nameless cultists minions. Maglove unleashes her most devastating weapon. A skeleton named Therman.

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Episode 17: NEXT TIME ON NPCS — The rage of battle fills the air and you know that this battle won’t be over until we milk it to to death. Will Hinak avenge Rictus? Will Deronis ever figure out he’s best friends with an undead? Will V’orka ever do anything? Find out on the next NPCS! 

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Episode 16: Mid-Boss —  You should really let your skill monkey handle the traps because it simply rude and brings down the morale of your Bard. If a Bard isn’t gonna Bard than who will? With Rictus being knocked unconscious who will save the day? Probably Hinak.

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Episode 15: Breaking Stuff —  There are two ways to handle trapped rooms. Carefully plotting a course of action so nothing goes wrong or simply rushing in head first and smashing everything in your path. Being a dwarf... Hinak chose option B.  

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Episode 14: Dwarven Craftsmanship —  The suspense is over! Hinak easily survives because his athletics are way off the charts. He learn a valuable listen from Rictus. Not all lootable items are worth the effort. 

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Episode 13: Strategically Placed Rug —  After the brief solo adventure of Hinak the group has been reunited only to come face to face with the greatest of dangers. Easily avoidable traps. Will Hinak survive? Will Rictus get his rug? The chilling answers next NPC Week.  

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Episode 12: Cult Benefits —  If all it costs for that Insurance policy is an Axe to the Skull than you can sign me up! Will our party be able to resist the temptation of Hextor’s Benefit Package?

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Episode 11: The Dwarven Plan aka Running Blindly into Death — Hinak is a man of action and with his action he chooses to attack. Only one question remains... Does he have enough movement speed or is he wasting his turn?

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Episode 10: What’s the Experience for Role Play? — When traveling the world you can run into some strange creatures but even stranger is the first time you come face to face with your experience bar. Luckily, Hinak knows how to make a lasting impression! 

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Episode 9: The Dangers of House Ruling — Today, Rictus and Mag learn a valuable lesson. Before you go ahead and mock someone’s house rule make sure you are not at a crossroads. Everyone knows Goblins are ALWAYS at a crossroads! Basic DND! None of that Advanced Stuff...