#spidey sense

[joomeefemme]

transitioning results in all sort of unexpected changes

[ajdoesprompts]

A scar competition was apprently pretty common in Avengers tower.

Judging by the resounding groan from everyone when Tony started talking about his open heart surgery in a cave, they’ve all heard this story a million times. Peter was on the edge of his seat though, and something about his enthusiasm made everyone else get involved.

Clint shared the story about him getting an axe in the back of his calf. The scar ran along the whole muscle and if Peter really paid attention he could see the slight favouring of Clint’s left leg.

Natasha showed him the scar of the time she was shot, through and through in the stomach. She had a few other minor ones, but her claim to fame was that he was barely scarred because she was so good (Clint rolled his eyes and Tony threw a couch cushion at her).

Steve spoke about how most of his scars disappeared, but he did have one that ran down his back from before the serum when he fell off a bike down a cliff edge. Bucky laughed about his clumsiness.

When everyone turned to Bucky for his story, it was obvious the air turned somewhat uncomfortable. Bucky didn’t talk about his arm much, but he explained the basics. Peter sat there completely enthralled.

“Yeah okay, fine, Barnes. You win the scar game,” Tony laughed, leaning back and pulling out his phone.

“Well we haven’t heard the kids, yet,” Clint pointed out, eyeing Peter with a glint in his eyes.

Peter hesitated. “I don’t scar,” he admitted, feeling guilty about it suddenly.

Clint just shrugged. “What, not even a good story to tell?”

Peter thought it over for a second. “Not really. I mean, I’ve had a building dropped on me and then crashed a plane right after but-“

“Woah woah woah, you had a building dropped on you? When the fuck was this?” Tony says, putting his phone back away and sitting forward.

“The Vulture?” Peter says, unsure of himself. He was sure Tony already knew this.

“How did you get out if Tony didn’t rescue you?” Steve asked, curious. Everyone was paying attention, Peter realised.

“I- well, I lifted it?”

Silence.

“Fucking hell, kid,” Clint said, awe in his voice. Natasha gave a low whistle too. Tony just looked horrified.

It was then that Thor walked through the door. “What’s everyone so excited about?” He asked, dropping Mjolnir off on the table before settling down with everyone.

Peter watched as Natasha and Clint had a silent conversation. “Peter thinks he can beat you in an arm wrestle,” Natasha shrugs.

Peter splutters. He tries to back out, but Thor is already in position boasting about how he doesn’t want to ‘crush the little spiders dreams’.

Peter feels bad about how easily he wins.

[xx-jesseeeeee-xx]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[newblvotg]

Spidey sense activated . . .

[awhoreintheory]

Peter ending up in gotham directly following being dusted right but instead of ending up in gotham (or even on earth) hes comes out exactly where he had dusted, all alone.

Hes freaking out hardcore. The iron spider is the only thing keeping him alive bc hes in fucking space dude

And like the JL barely save him in time and hes on the space ship thingy and totally stealing this idea from Thrown to the Bats by priincessmj on ao3, but basically the spider that bit Peter and peter are two separate brains and are somewhat individual but the same thing if that makes sense right

And the spider part of his brain is fucking wigging out crazy style abt being in space and Peter's body just will not stop shaking, or keep food down, or even function normally in any capacity

Idk might add good spice if they ended up stranded in space for a bit

Omg itd have crazy more spice if it was a omegaverse

Omfg where's my Google doc

[recluse-moth]

Just three best friends in a room 🥹

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Spider Men use their webs to bind, right? It's like free trans tape if you do it right

[ichigothorne]

So we all know that according to comics Peter's spidey sense does go off around Deadpool. And a lot of fanfics like to say they don't go off at all (at least when Peter starts to subconsciously feel safer around him) I offer this option. Peter's senses scream so loud and at such a high frequency that it actually circles back to quiet for Peter. He never notices and when Deadpool does eventually earn that comfort and they do become silent Peter just doesn't know any different. Side note, I like the thought that Daredevil can actually see Peter's spidey sense (I don't know if it's true I haven't read any of his run) or at least his body's reaction to spidey sense and he is concerned on Peter's behalf. Thoughts?