Michelle|19| ♓️

equality is a right not a reward

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[weirdcrazydreams]

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

[solace-y]

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 

human sacrifice

homemade face masks 

[mochadeelightful]

Anyone who cheats on their spouse is trash.

No debate

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[chaoticproximity]

This gets better every time.

[the-cimmerians]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[mrdittomansir]

[summonerxi]

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*

[pkmnrivals-blog]

My heart

[blackmodel]

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

[gaymenaredivineincarnate]

Strike me the fuck down!

[witchy-writes]

Hanzo: babe come over

Mccree: I can’t I’m busy

Hanzo: I’m feeling really sad and I would like some comfort

Mccree:

[dangdfeng]

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[never-without-music]

I envy hanging baskets

[just-apathetic]

[captain-jimkirk]

[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves