Neverlandian

[and-corn]

(part 7 of this comic)

[ciricearts]

my bi queen for pride month<3

[drbatsponge]

We fucking won.

ABSOLUTE CASSANDRA CAIN ONE-SHOT!!!11!!

Full art of Absolute Cass:

[hisuianserperior]

@spicy-apple-pie I need you to look at this diva!

[kubb-is-a-swedish-lawn-game]

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[psychicbouquetblaze-stuff]

And he seems nice and cool i hate this but love him crazy stupid love bravo brain

[22psyduck]

i love s5 homelander because this is canonically the most himself he has ever been and he is literally so cunty. i love homolander. please don’t hurt him

[dogpuppy]

[transsexualgriffith]

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[boybeetles]

Current gaming twitter discourse is straight men debating if Kratos is attractive to straight women. Im trying to scratch my head to think if I’ve ever heard of a woman being attracted to Kratos. He’s one of those male characters I’ve only heard gay men being attracted to them. Like Chris Redfield

Women in the audience . Please your input is wanted I’m so curious .

[boybeetles]

I wanted to check to see if it’s not just me hanging around insane gay gamers who are into hunky scary men like Kratos . And There is . So much . Ai generated gay kratos porn on rule34 . Oh my god .

[boybeetles]

Cishet Gamer men on Twitter dont talk to women. They are what gaming subreddits were in 2016 but way worse.

[tall]

[bundibird]

Lol. The pregnant feral cat who we named Mystery (because her history is a mystery, and its a mystery how long she has left of this pregnancy) has gone missing. She is somewhere in the house. We just dont know where. Which feels very on brand for her. Also: pretty sure it means that the kittens are imminent.

[bundibird]

Mystery has been found; she is back under her shelf. Where she was, no one knows. Its a mystery. But she's off her food, so yep, its looking like we're rapidly approaching go-time

[bundibird]

Aaaaaaaand she's back to eating her food with gusto again. So we're back to having no clue when these kids are due. She really is living up to her name in every way possible. Everything about this situation is a giant bloody mystery.

[bundibird]

And this morning she ate a quarter of her usual serve. So we're back to that i guess???? Maybe the babies are moving around in there and sometimes they're pressing on her stomach and other times they're not? Fucked if I know

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(