nevermindmaggie

21 // Maggie // #Blacklivesmatter

[moonlitswims-deactivated2024010]

by Holly Warburton

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[marquisedemasque]

I couldn’t resist. I had to

[tiktokmuseum]

howdy!

edit: of course they said howdy back!

[kaiyotih-deactivated20210901]

its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real

[imsopopfly]

Actual encounters I had while in Japan:

- the exact one in the video multiple times

-a little old lady who literally followed me for two blocks excitedly babbling about how she had never seen anyone with such big boobs in her entire life and did not think anything over a d cup was actually a thing that existed and did all Americans have big boobs? And if so how did we find bras that fit? I was of course uncomfortable talking about my boobs with an absolute stranger so I did my best to pretend I didn’t understand Japanese very well. This only encouraged her to start MIMING her words while she spoke.

- a cultist who explained to me in broken English that George Washington had secretly been a member of her cult and that’s why I should totally join it (the cult in question was founded less than forty years ago and believes this one lady in Korea is the second coming of Jesus)

-a man who absolutely lost it and went positively giddy with excitement when he found out I was from Texas, proceeded to ask me many questions about Texas in surprisingly good English

-a fellow student who, upon hearing me mention that I had tried natto and enjoyed it, immediately assumed I didn’t have a very good grasp of Japanese and patiently explained to me that “suki” was not in fact the word for “hate”

-a lady who got excited and started talking to me way above my comprehension level in Japanese when she saw I had been reading the information plaques in a local museum with few problems. I managed to communicate to her that I was an exchange student but honestly I did not catch most of that conversation

-a terrifying phone call where I had to convey to a guy who spoke no English that I had seen his missing cat

[rynxmusic-deactivated20220918]

this tiktok creator has a lot of great and funny stories abt his time in japan but my absolute favorite hsi him detailing a time he was standing outside at night eating spagetti and a very drunk japanese man saw him, stopped in place, held his eyelids fully open and said something to the degree of "me american, me like spaghetti" and then walked off

[somekale08]

My other favorite is their story about how whenever he went to a bar he'd rant to a man in English after figuring out he didn't know English. He did. This man knew all his deepest secrets and didn't really respond till one of the days he was leaving Japan. Or the time a lady found him and said "you're American?" and made him follow her down several dark alleys. Only to reveal an absolutely huge Godzilla staue to him.

[lovingrot]

hey white leftists

[lovingrot]

seeing a lot of white people and i just have to say

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[iftadwascool]

Oh thank god.

[thunderkissed-deactivated201810]

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

[surprisebitch]

an expert con artist

[mens-rights-activia]

It was all build up for this post

[glumshoe]

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

[argumate]

no but I wanna

[glumshoe]

it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain. 

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives. 

[smokyquartz323]

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Oh dear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok someone do an alignment chart

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

[crispydumbass]

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

[wee-tiny]

[pixie-mage]

Perfect

[counterpunches]

#the real reason i’ll stay forever on this godforsaken website#truly groundbreaking analysis just like this  @fiddleabout

[brokenlittlebabydoll]

I laughed too hard NOT to share this. I don’t even care

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[germsauce]

Not to kill your fun or anything my dude but I noticed you reblogged a picture of some place in Russia for the aesthetic and I just.... Do you even know what goes on in Russia? I try to stay away from reblogging anything about it and you should too....

im russian

[iguanamouth]

Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!

[oak23]

[thebalvenie]

I just started watching CJ The X’s YouTube videos and they fill the void that the end of BDG’s unraveled caused. these videos are vaguely organized chaos that threaten to collapse at any given moment. also there are insanely quotable lines a at all times. most recently, my favorite line is: “the more art you expose yourself to the more powerful you become. This is the calculus I’m using to try to become god.” this was said in a video about Miraculous Ladybug.

[theregoesmylurkerstatus]

Beau, a bit down the line: Hey cool, I finally get to meet the Tal'Dorei council for work!

Percy, accompanying his wife on her job, making eye contact with an annoying 20 year old nightmare:

[snugglebearinc]

[caffeinatedmusing]

1. L’ange du mal by Joseph Geefs

2. Le genie du mal by Guillaume Geefs

Here’s the wiki article on them.

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” “It compellingly illustrates the Romantic era’s attraction to darkness and the abyss, and the rehabilitation of the rebellious fallen angel. The chiropteral wings, far from inspiring revulsion, form a frame that enhances the beauty of a youthful body.”

[lucifer-the-dirty-devil]

Damn they did a fine ass job

[swa-shed-aquasi-deactivated2023]

neat wings

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[high-quality-tiktoks]

[spore-entities-ltd]

🥺

[gagtrees]

for those who are (rightfully!) concerned about animal welfare in tik toks: Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary is a true sanctuary and this animal is safe and happy!

[shaiza]

No joke I would die for Howie