SomeKale

she/they 20's

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kuttithevangu]

People keep being like “to be clear cyclospora isn’t actually DANGEROUS unless you’re vulnerable”… ok? First of all, millions of people ARE babies, or elderly, or immunocompromised. And secondly. Do YOU want to have diarrhea for weeks?

[creekfiend]

INFORMATION 👏 IS NOT 👏 FEARMONGERING 👏

[subluxurious]

Just going to leave this here, as I had to dig this up for a similar conversation with other chronically ill people. TLDR; no amount of food poisoning is safe, even if you are "healthy"

https://www.tumblr.com/3liza/806510634179149824/marths-team-experimented-with-a-dose-of?source=share

[leviathan-supersystem]

weird that this is happening all across the usa at the same time. oh well. probably doesn't mean anything.

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[wordfather]

the government made early mornings illegal its true just go back to sleep

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: warThymeSinger reading: had a similar scenario where my alarm woke me up at the crack of dawn, and then i "remembered" ththe government, had just made early mornings illegal because theyre inhumane, so went back to sleep and missed my morning class /End ID]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[autism-thoughts]

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

[autism-thoughts]

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Muppet Contest Round 1

Swedish Chef

Uncle Deadly

Voting ended onAug 9

[bardjulus]

cinderella…

[orcboxer]

bad post

[lokaror]

good post

[bardjulus]

i got posts with nuance

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[strawberry-crocodile]

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

[strawberry-crocodile]

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes

[quaintpanic]

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

[quaintpanic]

[quaintpanic]

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

[quaintpanic]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!