whether electric calming if you look at it right

“Hello John. You have my imitation crab.” // he/they project moon's trashbin general horror fan im autistic

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[lurby-core]

That cat that I like 💜

(I love streetcat)

[possuminnit]

dont even blink an eye when a mutual starts using we/us prns anymore like yepp. my friend has become my Friends

[utilitymonstergirl]

gradually realizing that all of your partner's dirty talk is in iambic pentameter

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[darthlenaplant]

[thewitchway]

Dont go to THAT pretend tea party - that girl serves weird air.

[mephislopeles]

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

[nevertheyponder]

@nyquilburger

[wasp-is-a-bee]

my design philosophy is if it looks like its missing something im Gonna slap a star pattern on it

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[d-i-d]

[calcaclysm]

‘I cannot be her, but nor do I wish to be him. So I shall be something else, something entirely my own.’

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?