ESO SI QUE ES

my name is olivia and i love dogs

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

[sapiophobic]

Nutrients

[stability]

[zodiaciller]

or a drowning

[avatarkose]

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

[rcah]

this got too real

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

[ricamora]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper

[saint-hemlock]

I’M SCREAMING

[swatdude]

Yassssssss

[taahko]

hey just wondering but what the fuck is this

[meowserkoopa-deactivated2019012]

@maribakumon

[itsjaxterbitch-bye-blog-deactiv]

how dare you post this without even linking us. am i having a stroke

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like I’m stuck in a malfunctioning time machine

[asian]

me fighting my inner materialistic self

[minichunk]

[anox4-deactivated20170119]

emergency

[rotking]

when u make really scary and worrying posts but dont wanna talk abt it so cover it up with jokes

[perfectalexander]

when you are having a huge breakdown but 20 minutes later youve forgotten about it

[euo]

[officialwhitegirls]

[paraplyaralia]

a sunny day