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im d class personnel at the scp foundation but im fine every time because they always put me in the control group

whenever they send a guy to be tortured to death by the creepy demonic old man they send me to talk to a normal old man. to make sure its not the placebo effect

hannahlockillustration

Ditto can't read. They have no idea what this is.

fuckyeahchinesefashion

cr 豚鼠大boss （sound on）

rockergiirl

the humble geiger counter as i walk through the cherobyl exclusion zone

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

vxpo

Tomorrow is March 28th

yeahishipitbitch

wizardarchetypes

song of the summer (via muco_0 on tiktok)

enigma-absolute

You can’t just leave us without translation!

kirkwallhellmouth

And have some additional nerdery about the song (includes pictures of the original manuscript—and where a scribe decided to change some notes, but the original notes were still obvious):

Sumer is icumen in is the earliest surviving complete English secular song, sung in this article’s video with all six voices indicated in th

leonardcohenofficial

997

every single video edit the brazilian gays make of pabllo vittar’s new bop rajadão is a work of art, but this one takes the fucking cake… im yodeling

nohomo-mrfrodo

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

maironsmaid

He learned his lesson

golwenlothlindel

Nah you guys don’t get it. For all that Gandalf complained about Pippin, he better than anyone else knew that Pippin was absolutely crucial. Pippin accomplishes a very impressive feat: not only does he manage to see something in the palantír (most hobbits would perceive nothing, as these stones were designed for use by high elves), but he manages to close his mind against Sauron. That is a seriously impressive feat of ósanwë given Pippin’s youth and almost total inexperience. The only clue Sauron manages to glean from the meeting with Pippin is that he is in Meduseld: which Pippin probably did not even directly give to him. Pippin did not tell Sauron his name, so Sauron is led to believe that Pippin is Frodo. I remind you, in the books, the Good Guys manage to trick Sauron, by making him believe that Aragorn has claimed the One Ring. They can only do that because of Pippin’s ridiculous feat of ósanwë. Far from sabotaging the mission, he is the one who allows it to succeed (albeit, not on purpose). This is why Sauron doesn’t think anything is fishy when Aragorn wins the Battle of the Pelennor Fields by controlling ghosts: that would be consistent with the idea that he is using the One Ring. Which Sauron believes that Pippin brought to him. This is why Sauron pulls out his old “play nice and weak” card from his Númenor days. He first of all believes that Aragorn is a lot more powerful than he actually is, and secondly thinks that the Ring is beginning to affect him.

He should perhaps have remembered that Aragorn is named for Fingolfin. Fingolfin’s mother-name, Arakáno, would properly be translated to Sindarin as “Aragorn”. Most people would not show up to an enemy fortress with an army they knew was far too small, and start a battle they knew they would lose. But Fingolfin famously did exactly that.

When you read the line “fool of a Took!” It is important to understand that in the context of Gandalf calling himself a fool on several occasions. Galadriel too sees beyond the veneer of foolish naivety in Pippin. She gives him and Merry belts that almost definitely were once her brothers’. A golden flower on a gift from Galadriel can only be a golden lily, the sigil of the House of Finarfin. Galadriel, while all hell was breaking loose in Tirion, raided her brothers’ rooms and took their belts from when they were little kiddos, hauled them across the Helcaraxë, and then held onto them for three Ages before giving them to two hobbits she just met. Merry, of course, is comparable to Angrod and Aegnor: his great deed is done in a moment of beserk rage, and it is a feat of strength. This then implies that she is comparing Pippin to Finrod. That’s one hell of a complement coming from Galadriel: but as I just pointed out, entirely warranted. Pippin manages to reproduce Finrod’s feat of radio silence, in the face of torture by Sauron. Which again, is extremely impressive given that Pippin is far younger and less experienced than Finrod was.

nohomo-mrfrodo

You see me <3

skittypilled

theotherendcomics

algrenion

The Insulindian Phasmid……..

depsidase

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is like when cheap mobile phones were becoming widespread and we got all those bonkers designs

fuckyeahchinesefashion

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

were--ralph

this is so fucking funny

tasty-tiktoks

charl0ttan

basically a speaker disperses the music in a fine mist throughout an entire room, much like a humidifier. and earbuds bring the .usic directly to your ears and spray it in them like a hose. but when you listen to music through your phone speaker it just pools there on the table or whereever. not good!