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[kazzoo045]

Some sonic doodles (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[tgirl-thucydides]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[bee-martin]

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

[antique-scarecrow]

this post somehow got even better

[vulstare]

Dee meets chickadee

self-indulgent sketch

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[puppybeargf]

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[weirdfags]

tried this out

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[beanbagologist]

pizza puffs is so important to me personally. a true microcosm of raph's struggles

[thoodleoo]

concept: a mini-sphinx that sits on your counter and asks you riddles any time you try to get by her, and if you get the answer wrong she knocks a bunch of shit off the counter

[foldingfittedsheets]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me and Markiplier were in Squid Game season 2. I remember being annoyed that he was the only one not speaking Korean.

[wilczak]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[vampyrhydes]

KIT WE NEED TO COOK!!!!

[calista-222]

Sonic Adventure 2 my beloved ✨💙

[pasteilian]

CW/TW Blood

Donnie! :3

[foxtatodreams]

The first thing I look at in a man is his heart, the fact that his Orb is in front of his heart is not my fault.

[leo-artista]

Mrs. Mystery and The owl man

[leo-artista]

Since a lot of people were asking for this

[aimike17]

BRAIN & BRAWN 🧠💥🥊