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This exactly this
Horikoshi told me Gigantomachia is Kirishimaâs dad
Can we please put quotes around words like flame thrower in cases like this
missed the best partÂ
OH THANK GOD
"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life
tony: i think itâs time I get my life in order.
peter, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
peter, still narrating: also, the raccoon won due to strange's involvement.
âThe perfect video doesnât exi-â Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video you can follow @voordeel-ts the original creator of this video and check out their other awesome videos as well
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUâVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itâs called the Murder Strut.
ITâS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnât find it. Iâm so glad ITâS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
Steve goes out with Bucky one day and while Steve moves out of the way for everyone, everyone seems to be avoiding running into Bucky and Steve conducts an experiment and finds out that people like Natasha and Loki part crowds all the time while people like Bucky and sometimes Thor do it depending on their mood.
Project Murder Strut
peter retaliating against âbaby monitor protocolâ by changing the names of Tonyâs Iron Man protocols
âhey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over thereâ
âOld Man Bifocals protocol activated, Bossâ
âwhat the fuck did you just say to meâ
âFRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i canât flyâ
âsure thing, activating Iâve Fallen and I Canât Get Up Protocolâ
âPETER WE TALKED ABOUT THISâ
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we donât have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEANÂ
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- Heâs what? The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch⌠my bonesâŚ
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
Jdjsjsjsks
Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peterâs GPS
FRIDAY: Activating
â Helicopter parent protocolâ
Tony: *sighs*âŚ.why do I even bother
Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters
FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated
i literally canât breathe from this
Go d
Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast
Friday: Activating âWanna Be Thorâ protocol
Thor: *triumphantly laughs*
Tony,mumbling: Now the boysâ gone too far.
Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades
FRIDAY: âoh my god why does he have a knifeâ protocol activated
Tony:
Villain:
Tony:
Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,
Tony, crying: shut up loser
This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash
Iâm always going to reblog this! If I donât, then it means Iâm dead
tony: friday, reset all protocol names
friday: iâm sorry sir, the âiâm a bad bitch, you canât kill meâ action is restricted
tony: peter what the fuck-
Tony: FRIDAY, replay the audio recording from the security system
FRIDAY: Activating "wHat dID hE sAAaAaaAY" protocol
Tony: Alright THAT'S IT--
so thereâs this really popular online conspirator who focuses exclusively on the avengers and posts shit like âthe hulk: actually an extraterrestrial?â âthereâs a reason youâve never seen Hawkeye at an airportâheâs made of metalâ & âsteve rogers is Dead: cloned and replaced beneath our nosesâ. the blogger goes by BruceBanner and everyone thinks itâs just a screen name but itâs actually bruce banner
bruce in 2009 shitposting: the winter soldier is bucky barnes
bruce in 2014 after listening to the news:
oh no oh yes
JJJ does have a heart
;-;
WELL NOW I AM CRYING FOREVER
Heâs a jerkâŚ. but heâs also against racism, has been shown to be pro mutant rights, has protected his employees in several occasions⌠and heâs committed to only report the truth (to the point of retracting statements when heâs proven wrong)âŚ
JJJ Jr. Is a very interesting characterâŚ
He also once bought like a hundred copies of Peterâs photography book to support him <3
He also paid for Peterâs legal bills while he was on trial for murder.
Not to mention all that he did for Cindy Moon when she worked at the Fact Channel <3
Iâve always preferred when J Jonah Jameson is like, a human being instead of a one dimensional monster. Thereâs a bit in the first Sam Raimi movie where Green Goblin shows up to demand to know who takes pictures of Spider-Man and Jameson refuses to tell him, even though Goblin is threatening to kill him, and itâs a good moment.
The only reason Mr. Jameson even accepted in the MCU that Spider-Man was Peter Parker wad because he didn't know the kid. Had Peter worked at the Daily Bugle for some time, JJJ would've taken one look at that video and asked if this was some sick joke because a kid like Peter would never be anything like that menace-monster Spider-Man is.
Angstprill day 4 prompt: facing fears
I didn't really have a good title for this. Just a Loki/Bruce angst friendship story. 500 ish words. Here ya go.
Bruce wonders how this happened. It's just a stakeout, some of the Avengers hiding amongst abandoned buildings and tall bushes. They're meant to be watching a suspected Hydra base and it's been slow so far.Â
Bruce only came because he wanted to get out of the lab. The three others there were Natasha, Clint, and Loki.Â
Natasha hides amongst the shadows, blending in like she's one of them. Clint is perched in a tree with a pair of binoculars, quietly chattering through the comms about something his children had done the last time he was home. Bruce is with Loki on top of a building, about four stories high and standing on a ledge that sticks out only about a foot and a half.
Well, Loki is standing. Bruce got tired quickly and was now sitting with his legs hanging over the edge. Neither had a fear of falling, since they would easily survive that height.
And then the fog rolled in, thick enough that they were unable to see the ground below. Bruce is fine with this, until he notices his companion's expression. Loki is pressed hard against the wall behind him, eyes shut tight and face paler than usual. That's saying something, because the only thing paler than him normally is paper.
"Is something wrong?"
Bruce watches him take a quick breath, "No-- No. It's fine."
Loki opens is eyes and stares down at the fog, looking a little sick.
"Are you sure."
"I'm fine."
Uh oh. He's using The Tone. Bruce knows it well enough.
"Loki, tell me. You know I don't judge. Is it the height? You seemed fine with it before..."
Loki meets Bruce's eyes, staring for a moment with a look of distrust and skepticism. It's a moment they've shared plenty of times before. Now it is no different.
"I--" Loki starts, swallowing hard as he looks back toward the fog, "I don't like it when I can't see the bottom."
"Why not?" Bruce asks.
"I just-- I need to know that there's something there. I need to know that if-- if I fall I can stop and that I won't keep falling on and on like-- like--"
Like the Void.
It always comes back to the Void, doesn't it.
Bruce gives him a sympathetic look and motions for him to sit. Loki does so, slowly sliding down while gripping on probably-nonexistent handholds. Bruce puts a gentle hand on his shoulder and the tension fades just a little.
Bruce doesn't say anything, because he's not exactly sure what he should say. That's usually the case. Instead, he's just there as a calming presence. He's there to say "Hey, I can't relate to what you're going through but I'll still be there by your side."
Because that's what friends do.
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
my baby's got a gun it goes boom boom crack gagagaga boom boom
Girls simping for the morally grey character be like:
what is your favorite genre of music?
wrong/unique answers only
i wrote this in the span of 30 minutes and itâs not edited, it literally was typed as my brain came up with it.
mayhaps it becomes a series??
spider-man no way home spoilers aheadâźď¸
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one day, tony wakes up gasping for air in the middle of some wooded area outside of new york. heâs disoriented, confused, and the last thing he remembers is grabbing the stones from thanos. he doesnât have his nanotech on him, and heâs wearing baggy white clothes that heâs never seen before. he wanders into the city, only to learn that the whole world thinks heâs dead.
he has nothing on him; no ID, no cards, no money. he canât convince anyone that he is THE tony stark.
later that evening, heâs sitting on a bench in the park when he sees spider-man swing by. his heart stutters in his chest and his only thought is peter. he remembers seeing peter on the battlefield, and hugging him briefly, but before that, the kid had been dead for five years.
tony stands and waves, yelling out to spiderman. he thinks that maybe peter just doesnât hear him, or is on the way to help someone actually in need, but then suddenly the kid is behind him.
âeverything alright, sir?â
tony jumps and turns around, and sees the kid physically freeze. he doesnât think peter is even breathing.
âoh bud, iâm so glad youre-â tony goes in for a hug but peter takes a step back.
âwho are you?â he asks, voice of any and all emotion.
âwhat do you mean?â tony asks, âitâs me. its tony. its-â tony refrains from saying âdadâ, because peter said it to him once, while he was turning to dust. he probably didnât even remember it.
âno,â now, peters voice is wobbly, and cracks, âno, youâre dead.â
tony quirks a brow, and ignores the sinking feeling in his chest, âiâm pretty sure thatâs not true, iâm standing right here.â he pats his chest to show heâs solid. not a ghost.
tony can see that peters chest is rising and falling quicker than it should.
âbuddy?â
peter shakes his head, âno⌠no thatâs not possible. even if you werenât dead⌠you wouldnât⌠you shouldnâtâŚâ
tony takes a step towards his kid, but peter only takes a step back.
âask karen to scan me⌠sheâll tell you-â
âhow do you know about karen?â peters voice has shifted to guarded, angry even.
âi programmed her and⌠didnât you tell me that you named her after⌠whatâs that cartoon⌠PLANKTON. didnât you name her after plantonâs computer wife? you told me that, i swear you did. i know i didnât make that up. you were eating your extra spicy pizza you like so much, from vinnyâs. it was so random and i remember thinking that it was the funniest thing-â
ât-tony? is it really you? youâre alive?? you remember me??â
tonyâs very confused, has been all day, but now⌠âwhy wouldnât i remember my own kid?â
a huff that sounds like a sob escapes peters chest and he slams into the older man, nearly crushing him in a hug. the kid is now actively sobbing, and tony collapses to the ground, arms full of spider baby.
he knows what to do when peter gets like this. he thanks whatever is out there that itâs dark out, and he pulls the mask off him. tony cards his fingers through peters sweaty brown locks, carefully detangling it as he goes. he shushes him and rocks slightly, but otherwise letâs the kid listen to his heart. he remembers that peter likes to hear it when heâs scared or upset.
it doesnât take long for peter to pull himself together, albeit barely, and takes the mask from tony. he slips it back on and gives tony an address, telling him itâs not far and that he would meet the man there.
it takes tony about 30 minutes to get there, and when he does, a regular looking peter is on the steps outside waiting for him.
before he realizes, he has peter in his arms again, but itâs only for a few seconds. peter tells him to come inside. when they walk through the door, tony looks around at the sad excuse of a home.
âdamn pete, arenât you like, seventeen?? whereâs may? why are you on your own?â he turns back around to see peter fidgeting with his sleeves, looking at the ground.
thatâs when it clicks.
may would never let peter-
oh no.
oh no.
âoh no pete, please donât tell me,â
peter is crying again, fully sobbing and tonyâs heart shatters. he feels the sharp shards of it rip at his stomach.
heâs on the floor now, rocking his kid and desperately wanting to tell him everything will be okay. that he will be okay.
itâs late into the night, maybe even early morning, tony isnât sure, that peter explains everything. tonyâs own death, mysterio, the other spidermen, dr. strange, the weird villains, mj and ned, may.
tony has only been speechless a handful of times in his life, and this is one of them.
how did this kid, this smart, amazing, kind, and gentle kid, get the worlds shittiest luck? he didnât deserve it, he was the best human tony knew.
tony made a promise that night, on the dirty and dingy floor of peters tiny apartment, a promise to himself and peter, that peter wasnât alone anymore. and that he would do everything in his limited power to fix what the universe had done to his kid.
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