off brand werewolf

he/it. Levon. no not french

[mrsterlingeverything]

Put me back in the water right now or ill die

[mrsterlingeverything]

Right now or ill die

[longnuts]

Squirm for me

[mrsterlingeverything]

Unh

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lovrito]

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

[runcibility]

[goettels-deactivated20251022]

can you imagine it being 1994 and you buy tds and listen to it for the first time i would have killed people

[powerburial]

how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:

- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores

- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out

[harminuya]

Every time an armenian girl gets a nose job, an angel dies 💔

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[buildablood]

as a masochist it is your duty to make sadists feel comfortable expressing their desire to hurt people. if im allowed to say "i should be getting cut open and have my organs fondled bloodystyle" sadists should be able to say "i should be cutting someone open and fondling their organs bloodystyle". SADISTS GET BEHIND ME. i Will protect you

[doitbuckley]

top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

[sqiddylala]

[honorarytheyfab]

my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[jame7t]

just had a violent thought so I nourished it & supported it until it became a violent action! ❤️