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ripempezardexerox

mrsterlingeverything

Put me back in the water right now or ill die

Right now or ill die

Squirm for me

Unh

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

dogpuppy

lovrito

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

runcibility

goettels-deactivated20251022

can you imagine it being 1994 and you buy tds and listen to it for the first time i would have killed people

powerburial

how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:

- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores

- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out

harminuya

Every time an armenian girl gets a nose job, an angel dies 💔

probuccalfat

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

sourvape-deactivated20251109

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

buildablood

as a masochist it is your duty to make sadists feel comfortable expressing their desire to hurt people. if im allowed to say "i should be getting cut open and have my organs fondled bloodystyle" sadists should be able to say "i should be cutting someone open and fondling their organs bloodystyle". SADISTS GET BEHIND ME. i Will protect you

#thank you baby 🙂‍↕️