Empire of Naticus @nhgfoo - Tumblr Blog

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can't stop thinking about it.

jesuisloupseul

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I'm reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

adulthoodisokay

it just keEPS GOING

bookoisseur

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

wilwheaton

...the fuck.

lowkeyed1

my mental journey me: that’s not THAT bad that actually looks kind of good me: well that is a LOT of cheese me: wait what is this dip for me: ......what..... why me: ..................... me: what kind of god allows this to happen?

gladoswlw

whoever dipped pepperoni pizza(?) chicken nightmare thing into weird ass mayo sour cream is going to JAIL

purplebloodedmajesty

My favorite part of seeing this video on my tumblr is that I first learned of this horrible thing on twitter thanks to a poor soul who actually made this and ate it.

nudityandnerdery

Okay, so I'm pretty much okay with this up until the deep frying it part? I mean? It's not terrible up until that point? But really... The grilling it part? I'm so confused by that. Did they just have an obligation to use the grill somehow?

trnstlanticism

if you didn’t already think thor ragnarok was one of the best films in the marvel cinematic universe please consider: this picture

beyonceisstraight

This has the same aura as the birth of venus

jojincitow-deactivated20210627

Breathe!

xylax

I assume the roots are moving with the trees due to wind but dang that looks like a cool effect

betthearm

Yeah, it is super easy to understand why ancient folk believed in monsters, spirits, and the like, because nature is ducking weird.

treknstuff

This is what they meant when they said the mountain was seen to be breathing

shefloatsblack

crazy

candiikismet

Woooooo

ruinedchildhood

hydro-homies

ruinedchildhood

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there.

buggerygrips

ghostfromthefuture

birkholtz

babesinclaire

eddiekasprck

IT (2017) Dir. Andrés Muschietti

asthecrowtherflies

acdsv34ce198qfchsldkja-deactiva

tfw = two fucking weiners

misterjakes

whatsernamee-deactivated2025022

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

bastionkeeper

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

toastbutteregg

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

skeletonize

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

skeletonize

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.