idk

[tredlocity]

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

[gifak-net]

[underscorex]

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

[b0ggyb1tch]

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[poppy-metal]

Character: is sarcastic, has a tragic past, probably evil, a jerk, impeccable fashion sense, cocky, good w their hands.

Me:

[blockheadjnr]

Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

[caroldanversenthusiast]

i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it

[awkwordalex]

Cutthroat Kitchen

[haunchylaurels]

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[nabico-blog]

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

[dub-smoko]

who is this guy

[nabico-blog]

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical

he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

[dub-smoko]

that sounds sso fucking awesome

[blackness-by-your-side]

Jaden Smith dropping absolute heat 💯

[jonnovstheinternet]

[almondmilf]

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Dear Diory Bich.

[commonly-used-penis-jokes]

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

[purplepiercedpeopleeater]

I want to be Louise when I grow up

[cellobeer-deactivated20200726]

The writing in this show is so flawless

[jigglyturk]

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[protectspock]

Loving the idea of earth cryptids/folklore monsters being real only the humans have no idea until after first contact.

[protectspock]

Vulcans: Our scientists have questions about the small nocturnal portion of your population that drinks blood and appears virtually immortal. Is there a name for this sub-species?

Humans: THE WHAT?!?!?

[derpiana]