Nicole

[killerbeetes]

I haven’t seen my boyfriend in a few days because he’s on nightshift. It’s pump day today and I came home to find this on my pillow. Insulin all drawn up and everything.

Boyfriend of the year.

[nic-nasty]

All these girls want fake eyelashes until they realize their lashes start bending and getting smashed while giving head.

[nic-nasty]

I don't have time for vague texts and small chit chat. Tell me what you want or don't waste my time.

[nic-nasty]

I had my heart broken 3 times in a year. I've never been the same since.

[diabets]

me, having an injecting of the Very Legal Drug insulin: great someone else, watching, with no diabetes: is that heROIN??? DGRUGS??? WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT UP HERE??? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY???? me: please just let me live

[deathtripz]

[awesome-picz]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[theclearlydope]

[heykristyy]

Forever reblogging this.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

[alternativefactoids]

When your meter askin’ dumbass questions.

[kodianova]

PSA

Diabetes 👏 isn’t 👏 fucking 👏 cake 👏 or candy 👏 or any other fucking sweets 👏 it’s a serious illness 👏

[kittymcstink-deactivated2017080]

[dailycharacteroptionpersonal]

Truth

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

I like this version better, it’s more realistic

[im2tired4usernames]

High diabetic: I want to burn the world down genoside run bath in my enemies blood  I am an unholy rage 

Also high diabetic: *falls asleep in laundry basket* uuuugh someone wanna cuddle *is constaly peeing and drinking water* fear me *falls asleep again*

[nic-nasty]

The cool thing about life is that you can wake up one day and change who you are and how you act, but I think that's also the scary part too.

[nic-nasty]

I keep myself busy to distract myself from how much I miss you.

[forloveanlemons]

For Love and Lemons

[fight-until-the-wars-done]

I love how people act as if my illness is an inconvenience to them. Like, imagine how I feel buddy.